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Greeting Card CAT-D001 Funny Father Quotes Card, "Dadisms" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-G010 Funny Christmas Greeting Card, "Santa Eats Babies" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I used to wonder why Santa is so fat. INSIDE Until I realized, he probably just eats all the kids who scream.	Greeting Card CAT-M001 Mom Card, Funny, for Birthday, Mother's Day, "Momisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CBD-D001 Funny Birthday Card for Dad, "Best or Worst Dad Ever” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to the best dad ever! INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.
Greeting Card CBD-E008 Humorous Birthday Card for Adult, "Inappropriate for 8-Year-Olds” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Bad: Sex, drugs, lobster, driving fast. Good: Ice cream, hot dogs, climbing trees, playing with little kids. INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're not 8 anymore. Reverse the lists.	Greeting Card CBD-E022 Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Sarcastic, "134th Birthday” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy 134th Birthday! INSIDE Oh, come on. It's close enough.	Greeting Card CLV-H001 Funny I Love You Card, "I'm Glad I Found You Instead Of Jesus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm so glad I found you. INSIDE Instead of Jesus.	Greeting Card CLV-H008 Adult Love Card, Funny, "Whoring Around” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm so glad we're in a committed relationship now. INSIDE I was getting tired of whoring around.
Greeting Card CLV-H009 Love List Greeting Card for Man, Funny, "What I Love About You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A naughty, funny list of loveable things. INSIDE [ blank ]	Greeting Card CLV-H015 Funny Love Card, "Love Isn't Easy, But I Am” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Love isn't easy... INSIDE Fortunately, I am.	Greeting Card CLV-H018 Humorous Love Greeting Card, "I Will Love You, I Will Do You" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I will love you for the rest of my life. INSIDE I will do you for the rest of the day.	Greeting Card CLV-H019 I Love You Card, Funny, "I Want To Grow Old With You" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. INSIDE And I think, "Christ, I don’t want to see those wrinkly old farts shagging! Make it stop!"
Greeting Card CLV-H020 Funny I Love You Card for Man, Woman, "You're Not Perfect" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love you even when you're not perfect. INSIDE Which is a lot.	Greeting Card CLV-S001 Funny Love and Sex Card, "Long Term Love, Short Term Sex” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was. INSIDE For the short term, I just want you to do me.	Greeting Card CLV-S002 Dirty Sex Card for Man, "I Love Everything, Especially Your Dick” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love everything about you. INSIDE Especially your dick.	Greeting Card CLV-S004 Sexy Love Card, Funny and Popular, "Why Are You Wearing Clothes?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love you. You are everything I want in a partner… Click for naughty letter. INSIDE Why are you still wearing clothes?
Greeting Card COC-B001 Funny New Baby Congratulations Card for Girl, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby girl! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.	Greeting Card COC-B002 Humorous New Baby Congratulations Card for Boy, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby boy! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.	Greeting Card COT-K006 Funny and Unique Blank Thank You Card, "Thank You For Not” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for not. Thank you for not being as annoying as a baby on an airplane. Thank you for not being a writer who publishes incriminating stories about friends and family. Thank you for not being a mouth breather. And many more... just click. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card COT-K007 Sarcastic, Funny Thank You Card, "Notice of Gratitude” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A thank you note made easy. Check the appropriate boxes and sign. See product detail for more. INSIDE [blank]
Greeting Card CSW-C001 Funny Xmas Card, Adult, "A Prostitute Gift” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT For Christmas this year, you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots, a giving spirit, and lots of fun toys. INSIDE That's right! A prostitute!	Greeting Card CSW-C007 Popular Funny Christmas Card for Adult, "The Other Christmas Story” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT The Other Christmas Story. Okay, so first of all, this teenage chick who is barely out of grade school gets knocked up and tries to convince people that she is actually a virgin and this imaginary friend (i.e. God) implanted a baby in her. Meanwhile, this lecherous old guy, Joseph, who they say was around 50 years old, says he believes Mary's story and is going to run away with her. Click for full story... INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-C010 Humorous Christmas Card with Modern Bells, "Christ Our Lord” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Merry Christmas. Christ our Lord and Savior is born. INSIDE If you buy that sort of thing.	Greeting Card CSW-G002 Funny, Modern Holiday Greeting Card, "Politically Correct” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A politically correct diatribe. View product for complete text. INSIDE [blank]
Greeting Card CSW-V007 Naughty, Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card, "I Don't Want Candy” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I don't want candy, jewels or a rose, Or fancy cards with romantic prose. All that stuff I can get on my own, There is only one thing I can't do alone. So pucker up sweetie and give it a go... INSIDE My pussy can't lick itself you know!	Little Mini Notes LLN-L001 12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note” Quantity Retail Price: $12.00 Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.	Little Mini Notes LLN-L003 12 Funny Love Notes (Featured at Target.com), "Sweet Little Love Notes” Quantity Retail Price: $12.00 Twelve sweet, romantic mini cards for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " Thank you for making my life beautiful. " And " You're almost as cute as puppies and kittens. Maybe if you had more fur..." Click product details for more.	Little Mini Notes LLN-P001 12 Funny Fake Parking Tickets, "Obnoxious Little Parking Notes” Quantity Retail Price: $12.00 Twelve perfect little notes for jerks who don't know how to park. Including, " If you park sideways next time, you'll be able to take up four or five spaces instead of just two." And " I bet you screw as poorly as you park." Click product details for more.