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Greeting Card CLV-S001
Funny Love and Sex Card, "Long Term Love, Short Term Sex”
Retail Price: $4.00
FRONT My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was.
INSIDE For the short term, I just want you to do me.
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Greeting Card COT-K006
Funny and Unique Blank Thank You Card, "Thank You For Not”
Retail Price: $4.00
FRONT Thank you for not. Thank you for not being as annoying as a baby on an airplane. Thank you for not being a writer who publishes incriminating stories about friends and family. Thank you for not being a mouth breather. And many more... just click.
INSIDE [blank]
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Greeting Card CSW-C001
Funny Xmas Card, Adult, "A Prostitute Gift”
Retail Price: $4.00
FRONT For Christmas this year, you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots, a giving spirit, and lots of fun toys.
INSIDE That's right! A prostitute!
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Greeting Card CSW-C007
Popular Funny Christmas Card for Adult, "The Other Christmas Story”
Retail Price: $4.00
FRONT The Other Christmas Story. Okay, so first of all, this teenage chick who is barely out of grade school gets knocked up and tries to convince people that she is actually a virgin and this imaginary friend (i.e. God) implanted a baby in her. Meanwhile, this lecherous old guy, Joseph, who they say was around 50 years old, says he believes Mary's story and is going to run away with her. Click for full story...
INSIDE [blank]
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Greeting Card CSW-V007
Naughty, Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card, "I Don't Want Candy”
Retail Price: $4.00
FRONT I don't want candy, jewels or a rose, Or fancy cards with romantic prose. All that stuff I can get on my own, There is only one thing I can't do alone. So pucker up sweetie and give it a go...
INSIDE My pussy can't lick itself you know!
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Little Mini Notes LLN-L001
12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.
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Little Mini Notes LLN-L003
12 Funny Love Notes (Featured at Target.com), "Sweet Little Love Notes”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve sweet, romantic mini cards for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " Thank you for making my life beautiful. " And " You're almost as cute as puppies and kittens. Maybe if you had more fur..." Click product details for more.
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Little Mini Notes LLN-P001
12 Funny Fake Parking Tickets, "Obnoxious Little Parking Notes”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve perfect little notes for jerks who don't know how to park. Including, " If you park sideways next time, you'll be able to take up four or five spaces instead of just two." And " I bet you screw as poorly as you park." Click product details for more.
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