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Sticky Notes NSN-X003 Funny Sticky Notes, "You Know You Want Me" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY You Know You Want Me. Take me. I'm such a lonely, empty sticky note. Make me whole.	Sticky Notes NSN-X002 Cute, Funny Sticky Notes, "Almost Useless Without Pen" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY Almost Useless Without Pen. Sure, you could shred me for confetti. But that might hurt.	Sticky Notes NSN-X004 Funny Sticky Notes, "I Am A Sticky Note" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I Am A Sticky Note. Use me. Abuse me. Make me dirty. It's what I like. Uh huh.	Sticky Notes NSN-X005 Funny, Strange Sticky Notes, "I'm Stuck On You" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I'm Stuck On You. Well, maybe not you. But I'm definitely stuck on something.
Sticky Notes NSN-X006 Humorous, Unusual Sticky Notes, "I Stick Like Glue" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAYI Stick Like Glue. So don't pretend I didn't stay put. I did and you know it.	Sticky Notes NSN-X007 Odd, Funny Sticky Notes, "I Am Very Important" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I Am Very Important. Seriously, it's not just my ego talking. I really matter.	Sticky Notes NSN-X009 Funny Sticky Notes for Home, Husband, Family, "I Am Not Your Servant" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 A funny set of sticky notes with a humorous list of things for people in your home to do, like clean up their rooms or empty the dishwasher. Click for more.	Sticky Notes NSN-X010 Funny Adult Sticky Notes for Home or Office, "No Love, No Pony" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY My parents never loved me enough to give me a pony.
Sticky Notes NSN-X014 Funny, Unusual Sticky Notes for Office or Home, "Please Shut Up" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY If this parrot were real, it would say, "Please shut up."	Sticky Notes NSN-X015 Funny, Hilarious Sticky Notes, "This Owl is Smarter Than That Honor Student" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I bet this owl is smarter than that honor student.	Sticky Notes NSN-X016 Funny Refrigerator Sticky Notes for Home or Work, "Name That Mystery Food" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY Mystery Food Identifier. So you never have to say, "What the hell is that?" again. Click for more.	Sticky Notes NSN-X017 Funny Sticky Notes for Office, Work or Home, "Do Not Eat My Poison Food" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 Perfect sticky notes for your lunch bag at work or even to ward off roommates. They read: Warning: Do Not Eat. This food is not yours. It's mine. If you eat it, you will... [click for more]
Sticky Notes NSN-X018 Funny Fake Parking Ticket Sticky Notes for Drivers, "You Park Like An Idiot" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY You Park Like An Idiot. Remember: You actually share earth with other people. [click for more]	Sticky Notes NSN-X018P Funny Fake Parking Ticket Sticky Notes for Drivers, "You Park Like An Idiot" Retail Price: $3.00 THESE NOTES SAY You Park Like An Idiot. Remember: You actually share earth with other people. [click for more]