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Some stuff for upcoming holidays...

Greeting Card CAT-H024 Sarcastic Friendship Card, Funny "Friends Are Precious” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Friends are precious! INSIDE Especially when they're teeny little pink and green giraffes.	Greeting Card CAT-H023 Funny Hello Card, Sarcastic, "Hope You Don't Get Hit By a Bus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Hello! Hope you have a wonderful day today! INSIDE Or, at least, that you don't get hit by a bus or something.	Greeting Card CBD-E022 Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Sarcastic, "134th Birthday” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy 134th Birthday! INSIDE Oh, come on. It's close enough.
Greeting Card CBD-E023 Humorous Birthday Card, Naughty, Adult, "Crying & Slapping” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! On the day you were born, there was crying, slapping, screaming, slime and goo. INSIDE Here's hoping for more of that tonight.	Greeting Card CBD-E024 Sarcastic Birthday Card, Funny, "Great Presents” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! I hope you get some great presents today! INSIDE From someone else.	Greeting Card CBD-E025 Modern Card, Birthday, Sarcastic,"One Step Closer” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Being called "Q-Tip". Becoming more cautious. Going bald. Uncontrollable urination. [click for more]. INSIDE Congratulations, you're one step closer. And Happy Birthday.
Greeting Card CBD-E026 Funny Birthday Greeting Card, "Don't Break a Hip” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! INSIDE I hope your hip doesn't break this year.	Greeting Card CBD-E027 Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! You're almost out of your 20s! INSIDE And in light of that, I really think it's high time you stop dressing like a slut.	Greeting Card CBD-L002 Love Birthday Card, One of the Best, "Naughty Birthnight” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Wishing you a Happy Birthday! INSIDE And me a naughty birthnight!
Greeting Card CBD-L003 Sexy Love Birthday Card for Man, Husband, Boyfriend, "Birthdays Suck” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Birthdays suck... INSIDE Fortunately, so do I. Happy Birthday.	Greeting Card CLV-H016 Hilarious Love Greeting Card, "Less Farting” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found you, my love. INSIDE But I'm betting there'd be a lot less farting.	Greeting Card COE-G001 Funny Congratulations Card for New Graduate, "Workisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A list of workplace jargon that makes people want to shove ice picks in their ears. Click for more. INSIDE Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to your new vocabulary.
Greeting Card COE-G002 Funny Graduation Congratulations Card, "Coffee Classes” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations, Graduate! INSIDE I hope you took classes on how to make coffee for people dumber than you.	Greeting Card COE-R001 Funny Congratulations on Your Retirement Card, "Retirement and Death” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You've been looking forward to your retirement for over 30 years and now it's finally here! Congratulations! INSIDE Now all you have to look forward to is dying.	Greeting Card COE-R002 Funny Humorous Retirement Card Congrats, "Doing More Nothing” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your retirement! Now you get to sit around and do nothing... INSIDE Which is pretty much what you did before, but you got paid a lot more.