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Adult Cards and More

Our adult greeting cards and Littles are also incredibly popular. A little mature, a little sexy, a little naughty, they are the best cards for Valentine's Day, your anniversary, your lover's birthday, or any time you just want to say "hello" to another grown up. Please. We implore you. Leave the kids at home.

Greeting Card CAT-H002 Funny Friendship Card, Adult, "8 Inches Makes a Difference” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Survive crash. Die. INSIDE Sometimes 8 inches makes a huge difference. Sometimes, not so much.	Greeting Card CAT-H003 Humorous Friendship Card for Adult, "Lies Men Tell” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I've never cheated. I'll call you. You don't look fat. I'm not married. My grandmother died. I made her come. We did it. She's just a friend. INSIDE Lies men tell.	Greeting Card CAT-H010 Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I know it's hard, but please stop crying so much. INSIDE Everyone already thinks you're a pussy.	Greeting Card CAT-H011 Hello Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "Nobody Cares What You Think” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Rude awakening #1. INSIDE Nobody cares what you think.
Greeting Card CAT-H013 Friendship Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "Friends Until Someone Moves” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Friends like us are friends forever! INSIDE Or until one of us moves.	Greeting Card CAT-H014 Hello Card, Funny, Sarcastic, Personal Space, "Don't Hug Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT If you hug me right now… INSIDE You'll come back with two bloody stumps.	Greeting Card CAT-H015 Funny Coffee Card, Hello Card, "Coffee Smells Good, You Don't” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Doesn't fresh coffee smell great in the morning? INSIDE I wish you did.	Greeting Card CAT-H019 Adult Friendship Card, Funny, "How I Attract Powerful Men” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT What do I put behind my ears to attract rich, powerful men? INSIDE My legs.
Greeting Card CAT-H020 Funny Friendship Card, Hello Card, "Farting is Liberating” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT There's something I want you to know... INSIDE Farting is liberating.	Greeting Card CAT-H025 Hilarious Friendship Card, Sarcastic, "Killing My Boss” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE I know who to call when I end up in prison for killing my boss.	Greeting Card CAT-H026 Hello Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "You're Like Family” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're like family to me. INSIDE Without all the criticism and yelling.	Greeting Card CAT-H023 Funny Hello Card, Sarcastic, "Hope You Don't Get Hit By a Bus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Hello! Hope you have a wonderful day today! INSIDE Or, at least, that you don't get hit by a bus or something.
Greeting Card COE-W006 Funny Blank Wedding Card for Bride and Groom, "What Couples Say” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CAT-P001 Religion Mean Card, Funny, Sarcastic, Atheist, "Jesus Loves You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Jesus loves you. INSIDE Just not like your priest does.	Greeting Card CBD-E001 Happy Birthday Card, Funny, "With Age Comes Wisdom” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT With age comes wisdom. INSIDE And with wisdom comes the realization that you're actually quite boring.	Greeting Card CBD-E008 Humorous Birthday Card for Adult, "Inappropriate for 8-Year-Olds” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Bad: Sex, drugs, lobster, driving fast. Good: Ice cream, hot dogs, climbing trees, playing with little kids. INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're not 8 anymore. Reverse the lists.
Greeting Card CBD-E009 Funny Birthday Greeting Card, Adult, Sarcastic, "Exciting Birthday” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I hope you have an exciting birthday! INSIDE But I know how hard that is for an old person.	Greeting Card CBD-E014 Humorous Birthday Greeting Card for Woman, "Do Something You Love” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. I hope you do something you truly love today. INSIDE Eh. Even if you don't love him.	Greeting Card CBD-E015 Funny Birthday Card for Man, Adult, "Do Something You Love” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. I hope you do something you truly love today. INSIDE Eh. Even if you don't love her.	Greeting Card CBD-E017 Hilarious Birthday Card, Evil, "Could This Be Your Last?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! INSIDE Could this one be your last?
Greeting Card CBD-E023 Humorous Birthday Card, Naughty, Adult, "Crying & Slapping” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! On the day you were born, there was crying, slapping, screaming, slime and goo. INSIDE Here's hoping for more of that tonight.	Greeting Card CBD-E025 Modern Card, Birthday, Sarcastic,"One Step Closer” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Being called "Q-Tip". Becoming more cautious. Going bald. Uncontrollable urination. [click for more]. INSIDE Congratulations, you're one step closer. And Happy Birthday.	Greeting Card CBD-E028 Humorous Birthday Greeting for Friend, "Birthdays by Decade” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT How to Celebrate Birthdays! 20s: Get Drunk; 30s: Get Drunk; 40s: Get Drunk; 50s: Get Drunk; 60s: Get Drunk INSIDE Not everyone behaves this way. But you will. Happy Birthday, Lush.	Greeting Card CBD-E027 Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! You're almost out of your 20s! INSIDE And in light of that, I really think it's high time you stop dressing like a slut.
Greeting Card CBD-E029 Funny Birthday Card for Man or Friend, "Old Fart” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to the Birthday Boy! INSIDE Well, actually, you're more like the Birthday Old Fart. Have a good one anyhow.	Greeting Card CBD-E030 Humorous Birthday Card for Friend, Sarcastic, "Old Bat” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to the Birthday Girl! INSIDE Well, actually, you're more like the Birthday Old Bat. Have a good one anyhow.	Greeting Card CBD-E033 Humorous Birthday Card for Friend, Sarcastic, "Thank Your Parents” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. Today, be sure to thank your parents for bringing you into the world. INSIDE Because a lot of other people are probably bitching to them about it.	Greeting Card CBD-L001 Love Birthday Card, Funny, Adult, "My Sweet” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday, my sweet. INSIDE There, I said something nice. Now hurry up and do me.
Greeting Card CBD-L002 Love Birthday Card, One of the Best, "Naughty Birthnight” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Wishing you a Happy Birthday! INSIDE And me a naughty birthnight!	Greeting Card CBD-L003 Sexy Love Birthday Card for Man, Husband, Boyfriend, "Birthdays Suck” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Birthdays suck... INSIDE Fortunately, so do I. Happy Birthday.	Greeting Card CLV-H001 Funny I Love You Card, "I'm Glad I Found You Instead Of Jesus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm so glad I found you. INSIDE Instead of Jesus.	Greeting Card CLV-H002 Funny Love Card, "I'd Give Up Sex For You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'd give up anything for you. INSIDE Especially sex.
Greeting Card CLV-H003 Love Card, Funny, Sarcastic, "You're Too Good For Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Sometimes I think you're just too good for me. INSIDE Not really. Everyone else knows it, too.	Greeting Card CLV-H004 Funny Love Greeting Card , "I'm Hotter Than You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Every time I look at you, I just feel so lucky. INSIDE That you'll never leave me, since I'm so much hotter than you.	Greeting Card CLV-H005 Humorous Love Greeting Card, Sarcastic, "Never Give Up On You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'll never give up on you. INSIDE At least, not until you're old or fat or broke.	Greeting Card CLV-H006 Love Greeting Card, Funny, Sweet, "I Love Ewe” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love ewe. INSIDE Not sheep, you perv! It's a pun. It's like I said I love YOU, but cuter. I'm pretty cute, aren't I?
Greeting Card CLV-H007 Humorous Love Card, Valentine Too, "Triple Threat” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're a triple threat. Looks, brains, and a great sense of humor. INSIDE Too bad you're not a gazillionaire.	Greeting Card CLV-H008 Adult Love Card, Funny, "Whoring Around” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm so glad we're in a committed relationship now. INSIDE I was getting tired of whoring around.	Greeting Card CLV-H009 Love List Greeting Card for Man, Funny, "What I Love About You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A naughty, funny list of loveable things. INSIDE [ blank ]	Greeting Card CLV-H010 Sex Card Greeting, Funny, "Let's Be Together Tonight, Then I Leave” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Let's be together tonight. INSIDE But when we're done I'd like to leave.

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