Funny Greeting Cards by Flytrap

Funny Greeting Cards

These funny greeting cards (and other products) make smart people laugh. Period. You give them, your friends laugh, and before you know it you're rolling on the floor laughing hysterically at something hilarious. It's true. It happens every time, we're pretty sure. We hope. Okay, we don't know anything. But it should happen. In a perfect, greeting card world.

Greeting Card CAT-D001 Funny Father Quotes Card, "Dadisms" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-G010 Funny Christmas Greeting Card, "Santa Eats Babies" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I used to wonder why Santa is so fat. INSIDE Until I realized, he probably just eats all the kids who scream.	Greeting Card CAT-H002 Funny Friendship Card, Adult, "8 Inches Makes a Difference” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Survive crash. Die. INSIDE Sometimes 8 inches makes a huge difference. Sometimes, not so much.	Greeting Card CAT-H003 Humorous Friendship Card for Adult, "Lies Men Tell” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I've never cheated. I'll call you. You don't look fat. I'm not married. My grandmother died. I made her come. We did it. She's just a friend. INSIDE Lies men tell.
Greeting Card CAT-H004 Funny Hello Card or Friendship Card, "Lies Women Tell” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT No, really. I'm fine. It looks great on you. Childbirth hurts, but in a good way. It happens to all men. You're not fat. All kids do that. You look like you've lost weight. Yes, I came. I'm usually a size 6. I love giving blow jobs. INSIDE Lies women tell.	Greeting Card CAT-H006 Funny Hair Card, Paper Greeting, Sarcastic, "Mullets” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #2. INSIDE Mullets.	Greeting Card CAT-H007 Funny Cats Card, Paper Greeting, "Woman With Too Many Cats” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #3. INSIDE One woman, 42 cats.	Greeting Card CAT-H008 Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #4. INSIDE Big Mac, large fries, sundae, diet soda.
Greeting Card CAT-H009 Funny Dog Card, Friendship Card, "Dogs Shouldn't Wear Sweaters” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #5. INSIDE Dogs covered in fur. Then covered with sweaters.	Greeting Card CAT-H010 Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I know it's hard, but please stop crying so much. INSIDE Everyone already thinks you're a pussy.	Greeting Card CAT-H011 Hello Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "Nobody Cares What You Think” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Rude awakening #1. INSIDE Nobody cares what you think.	Greeting Card CAT-H012 Funny Facebook Card, Friendship, "Everyone is Hiding You on Facebook” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Rude Awakening #2. INSIDE Everyone is hiding you on Facebook.
Greeting Card CAT-H013 Friendship Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "Friends Until Someone Moves” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Friends like us are friends forever! INSIDE Or until one of us moves.	Greeting Card CAT-H014 Hello Card, Funny, Sarcastic, Personal Space, "Don't Hug Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT If you hug me right now… INSIDE You'll come back with two bloody stumps.	Greeting Card CAT-H015 Funny Coffee Card, Hello Card, "Coffee Smells Good, You Don't” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Doesn't fresh coffee smell great in the morning? INSIDE I wish you did.	Greeting Card CAT-H017 Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Birds do it… bees do it… INSIDE Let's eat half our body weight and scour the countryside for quickies!
Greeting Card CAT-H019 Adult Friendship Card, Funny, "How I Attract Powerful Men” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT What do I put behind my ears to attract rich, powerful men? INSIDE My legs.	Greeting Card CAT-H020 Funny Friendship Card, Hello Card, "Farting is Liberating” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT There's something I want you to know... INSIDE Farting is liberating.	Greeting Card CAT-H021 Funny Friendship Card, Hello Card "Unique Means Weird” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're so unique! INSIDE Unique means weird.	Greeting Card CAT-H025 Hilarious Friendship Card, Sarcastic, "Killing My Boss” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE I know who to call when I end up in prison for killing my boss.
Greeting Card CAT-H026 Hello Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "You're Like Family” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're like family to me. INSIDE Without all the criticism and yelling.	Greeting Card CAT-H024 Sarcastic Friendship Card, Funny "Friends Are Precious” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Friends are precious! INSIDE Especially when they're teeny little pink and green giraffes.	Greeting Card CAT-H023 Funny Hello Card, Sarcastic, "Hope You Don't Get Hit By a Bus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Hello! Hope you have a wonderful day today! INSIDE Or, at least, that you don't get hit by a bus or something.	Greeting Card COE-W006 Funny Blank Wedding Card for Bride and Groom, "What Couples Say” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE [blank]
Greeting Card CAT-M001 Mom Card, Funny, for Birthday, Mother's Day, "Momisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CAT-M002 Humorous Card for Mom's Birthday or Mother's Day, "Junk Food” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Mom, I'd like to thank you for all the Spaghetti-Os and Mac-n-Cheese meals you made me over the years. INSIDE I must have really meant a lot to you.	Greeting Card CAT-P001 Religion Mean Card, Funny, Sarcastic, Atheist, "Jesus Loves You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Jesus loves you. INSIDE Just not like your priest does.	Greeting Card CBD-B001 Belated Birthday Card, Funny, Snarky, "You're Not Important” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm sorry I forgot your birthday. INSIDE I'm even more sorry that you're not important enough to remember on time.
Greeting Card CBD-D001 Funny Birthday Card for Dad, "Best or Worst Dad Ever” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to the best dad ever! INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.	Greeting Card CBD-E001 Happy Birthday Card, Funny, "With Age Comes Wisdom” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT With age comes wisdom. INSIDE And with wisdom comes the realization that you're actually quite boring.	Greeting Card CBD-E002 Funny Happy Birthday Card, "Get Over Yourself, Everyone Has One” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Birthdays come but once per year! INSIDE But everyone has one, so get over yourself.	Greeting Card CBD-E003 Funny Facebook Card for Birthday, "More Than Writing On Your Wall" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE I got you this card so you wouldn't bitch at me for only writing on your Facebook wall.
Greeting Card CBD-E004 Humorous Birthday Greetings Card, "Another Year Older Than Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! Here's to another year… INSIDE … older than me. Sucks to be you.	Greeting Card CBD-E005 Funny Birthday Card, Mean, "No Gift for You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm sorry I only got you a card for your birthday. INSIDE Not really. You're lucky you got anything.	Greeting Card CBD-E006 Humorous Birthday Card, Sarcastic, "Insignificant Age” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE You've just turned an insignificant age that nobody really cares about.	Greeting Card CBD-E007 Sarcastic Birthday Card, Humorous, "Should I Say More?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE What? Am I supposed to say something else?
Greeting Card CBD-E008 Humorous Birthday Card for Adult, "Inappropriate for 8-Year-Olds” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Bad: Sex, drugs, lobster, driving fast. Good: Ice cream, hot dogs, climbing trees, playing with little kids. INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're not 8 anymore. Reverse the lists.	Greeting Card CBD-E009 Funny Birthday Greeting Card, Adult, Sarcastic, "Exciting Birthday” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I hope you have an exciting birthday! INSIDE But I know how hard that is for an old person.	Greeting Card CBD-E010 Humorous Birthday Greetings, Sarcastic, "No Gift Receipt” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I hope you enjoy your present. INSIDE If not, too bad. I forgot to ask for a gift receipt.	Greeting Card CBD-E011 Strange Happy Birthday Card, Sarcastic, "I Give You Breath Mints” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'd like to wish for eternal bliss and world peace on your birthday. INSIDE Of course, I'd be happy if you just started using breath mints.

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