Funny Cards With Sayings and Wordiness by Flytrap

Funny Cards With Sayings and Wordiness

Sometimes, you can't say it with just a few words. You need to beat that decaying horse a little harder to get your point across. These funny cards (and other products) with lots and lots of extra words should help. They're always popular, hilarious, and highly expressive.

Greeting Card CAT-D001 Funny Father Quotes Card, "Dadisms" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card COE-W006 Funny Blank Wedding Card for Bride and Groom, "What Couples Say” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CAT-M001 Mom Card, Funny, for Birthday, Mother's Day, "Momisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CBD-E025 Modern Card, Birthday, Sarcastic,"One Step Closer” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Being called "Q-Tip". Becoming more cautious. Going bald. Uncontrollable urination. [click for more]. INSIDE Congratulations, you're one step closer. And Happy Birthday.
Greeting Card CLV-H009 Love List Greeting Card for Man, Funny, "What I Love About You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A naughty, funny list of loveable things. INSIDE [ blank ]	Greeting Card CLV-H014 Love Card for Him, Man, Humorous, "I Had to Have Shoes” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT The moment I saw you, I had to have you. It was love at first sight. I'm so glad I found you. You light up my life and make me feel beautiful. I don't want to spend a single minute without you. INSIDE Hang on a second. You're not shoes after all, are you?	Greeting Card CLV-S004 Sexy Love Card, Funny and Popular, "Why Are You Wearing Clothes?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love you. You are everything I want in a partner… Click for naughty letter. INSIDE Why are you still wearing clothes?	Greeting Card COT-K006 Funny and Unique Blank Thank You Card, "Thank You For Not” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for not. Thank you for not being as annoying as a baby on an airplane. Thank you for not being a writer who publishes incriminating stories about friends and family. Thank you for not being a mouth breather. And many more... just click. INSIDE [blank]
Greeting Card CSW-C007 Popular Funny Christmas Card for Adult, "The Other Christmas Story” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT The Other Christmas Story. Okay, so first of all, this teenage chick who is barely out of grade school gets knocked up and tries to convince people that she is actually a virgin and this imaginary friend (i.e. God) implanted a baby in her. Meanwhile, this lecherous old guy, Joseph, who they say was around 50 years old, says he believes Mary's story and is going to run away with her. Click for full story... INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-G002 Funny, Modern Holiday Greeting Card, "Politically Correct” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A politically correct diatribe. View product for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-G007 Funny, Modern Holiday Card, "The Season to Be Many Things” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT 'Tis the season to be jolly and drunk and suicidal… Click to see full list. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-V011 Funny Naughty Valentine Card, "For My Lover (Not My Partner)” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A Valentine card for the person I really, truly love. I wish I had found you before I was committed to someone else. Click for more... INSIDE Oops, sorry. I think I gave this to the wrong person…

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