Funny, Humorous Birthday Cards for Adults by Flytrap

Funny, Humorous Birthday Cards for Adults

These humorous birthday cards are sarcastic, hilarious, and guaranteed to be the life of any party. You don't even need other people. Our funny cards can carry the whole thing! Okay, we lied. You'll need alcohol. And other humans. And plenty of food and party hats. Maybe even a piñata.

Greeting Card CAT-D001 Funny Father Quotes Card, "Dadisms" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CAT-M001 Mom Card, Funny, for Birthday, Mother's Day, "Momisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CAT-M002 Humorous Card for Mom's Birthday or Mother's Day, "Junk Food” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Mom, I'd like to thank you for all the Spaghetti-Os and Mac-n-Cheese meals you made me over the years. INSIDE I must have really meant a lot to you.	Greeting Card CBD-B001 Belated Birthday Card, Funny, Snarky, "You're Not Important” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm sorry I forgot your birthday. INSIDE I'm even more sorry that you're not important enough to remember on time.
Greeting Card CBD-D001 Funny Birthday Card for Dad, "Best or Worst Dad Ever” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to the best dad ever! INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.	Greeting Card CBD-E001 Happy Birthday Card, Funny, "With Age Comes Wisdom” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT With age comes wisdom. INSIDE And with wisdom comes the realization that you're actually quite boring.	Greeting Card CBD-E002 Funny Happy Birthday Card, "Get Over Yourself, Everyone Has One” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Birthdays come but once per year! INSIDE But everyone has one, so get over yourself.	Greeting Card CBD-E003 Funny Facebook Card for Birthday, "More Than Writing On Your Wall" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE I got you this card so you wouldn't bitch at me for only writing on your Facebook wall.
Greeting Card CBD-E004 Humorous Birthday Greetings Card, "Another Year Older Than Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! Here's to another year… INSIDE … older than me. Sucks to be you.	Greeting Card CBD-E005 Funny Birthday Card, Mean, "No Gift for You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm sorry I only got you a card for your birthday. INSIDE Not really. You're lucky you got anything.	Greeting Card CBD-E006 Humorous Birthday Card, Sarcastic, "Insignificant Age” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE You've just turned an insignificant age that nobody really cares about.	Greeting Card CBD-E007 Sarcastic Birthday Card, Humorous, "Should I Say More?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE What? Am I supposed to say something else?
Greeting Card CBD-E008 Humorous Birthday Card for Adult, "Inappropriate for 8-Year-Olds” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Bad: Sex, drugs, lobster, driving fast. Good: Ice cream, hot dogs, climbing trees, playing with little kids. INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're not 8 anymore. Reverse the lists.	Greeting Card CBD-E009 Funny Birthday Greeting Card, Adult, Sarcastic, "Exciting Birthday” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I hope you have an exciting birthday! INSIDE But I know how hard that is for an old person.	Greeting Card CBD-E010 Humorous Birthday Greetings, Sarcastic, "No Gift Receipt” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I hope you enjoy your present. INSIDE If not, too bad. I forgot to ask for a gift receipt.	Greeting Card CBD-E011 Strange Happy Birthday Card, Sarcastic, "I Give You Breath Mints” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'd like to wish for eternal bliss and world peace on your birthday. INSIDE Of course, I'd be happy if you just started using breath mints.
Greeting Card CBD-E013 Funny Birthday Greeting Card, Sarcastic, "You're Getting Old” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Have a Happy Birthday! And remember, we're all getting older… INSIDE But you're getting old.	Greeting Card CBD-E014 Humorous Birthday Greeting Card for Woman, "Do Something You Love” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. I hope you do something you truly love today. INSIDE Eh. Even if you don't love him.	Greeting Card CBD-E015 Funny Birthday Card for Man, Adult, "Do Something You Love” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. I hope you do something you truly love today. INSIDE Eh. Even if you don't love her.	Greeting Card CBD-E016 Humorous Birthday Card, "Wine Gets Better With Age, People Don't” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Wine gets better with age… INSIDE People don't.
Greeting Card CBD-E017 Hilarious Birthday Card, Evil, "Could This Be Your Last?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! INSIDE Could this one be your last?	Greeting Card CBD-E018 Funny Birthday Card for Friend, "No Present for You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to a very special parson. INSIDE Here's a card and nothing else.	Greeting Card CBD-E019 Sarcatic Birthday Card, Funny, "Your Not-So-Special Day” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT It's your birthday! A special day to appreciate YOU! INSIDE And about 18 million other people.	Greeting Card CBD-E020 Funny Birthday Party Card, Adult,"You Owe Me, Since I Showed Up” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! INSIDE There. I came to your party. Now you owe me.
Greeting Card CBD-E021 Humorous Birthday Greeting Card for Friend, "Older on the Inside” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! It's amazing you don't look any older! INSIDE At least, not on the inside.	Greeting Card CBD-E022 Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Sarcastic, "134th Birthday” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy 134th Birthday! INSIDE Oh, come on. It's close enough.	Greeting Card CBD-E023 Humorous Birthday Card, Naughty, Adult, "Crying & Slapping” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! On the day you were born, there was crying, slapping, screaming, slime and goo. INSIDE Here's hoping for more of that tonight.	Greeting Card CBD-E024 Sarcastic Birthday Card, Funny, "Great Presents” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! I hope you get some great presents today! INSIDE From someone else.
Greeting Card CBD-E025 Modern Card, Birthday, Sarcastic,"One Step Closer” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Being called "Q-Tip". Becoming more cautious. Going bald. Uncontrollable urination. [click for more]. INSIDE Congratulations, you're one step closer. And Happy Birthday.	Greeting Card CBD-E026 Funny Birthday Greeting Card, "Don't Break a Hip” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! INSIDE I hope your hip doesn't break this year.	Greeting Card CBD-E028 Humorous Birthday Greeting for Friend, "Birthdays by Decade” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT How to Celebrate Birthdays! 20s: Get Drunk; 30s: Get Drunk; 40s: Get Drunk; 50s: Get Drunk; 60s: Get Drunk INSIDE Not everyone behaves this way. But you will. Happy Birthday, Lush.	Greeting Card CBD-E027 Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! You're almost out of your 20s! INSIDE And in light of that, I really think it's high time you stop dressing like a slut.
Greeting Card CBD-E029 Funny Birthday Card for Man or Friend, "Old Fart” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to the Birthday Boy! INSIDE Well, actually, you're more like the Birthday Old Fart. Have a good one anyhow.	Greeting Card CBD-E030 Humorous Birthday Card for Friend, Sarcastic, "Old Bat” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to the Birthday Girl! INSIDE Well, actually, you're more like the Birthday Old Bat. Have a good one anyhow.	Greeting Card CBD-E031 Hilariously Funny Birthday Card, Sarcastic, "Your Personalities” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT We all want to wish you a happy birthday! So... Happy Birthday! INSIDE Love, Your Personalities	Greeting Card CBD-E032 Funny 40th Birthday Card, Sarcastic, Mean, "You're 40 and I'm Not” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday! You're 40! INSIDE And I'm not.
Greeting Card CBD-E033 Humorous Birthday Card for Friend, Sarcastic, "Thank Your Parents” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. Today, be sure to thank your parents for bringing you into the world. INSIDE Because a lot of other people are probably bitching to them about it.	Greeting Card CBD-F001 Funny Birthday Card for Brother or Sister, "Your Favorite Sibling” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday to my favorite sibling! INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're mom and dad's favorite. Not mine.	Greeting Card CBD-L001 Love Birthday Card, Funny, Adult, "My Sweet” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday, my sweet. INSIDE There, I said something nice. Now hurry up and do me.	Greeting Card CBD-L002 Love Birthday Card, One of the Best, "Naughty Birthnight” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Wishing you a Happy Birthday! INSIDE And me a naughty birthnight!

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