Congratulations Cards and More by Flytrap

Congratulations Cards and More

People do spectacular things. Say "congrats" with greeting cards that are funny, unique, and perfectly adult. Then pick up some foodstuffs to help your friends celebrate their coups. So you can make them fat while they wallow in inordinate success.

Greeting Card COE-W006 Funny Blank Wedding Card for Bride and Groom, "What Couples Say” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card COC-B001 Funny New Baby Congratulations Card for Girl, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby girl! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.	Greeting Card COC-B002 Humorous New Baby Congratulations Card for Boy, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby boy! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.	Greeting Card COC-B003 New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I know your new baby is going to give the world just what it needs. INSIDE More poo, more screaming, and more sucking at the tit.
Greeting Card COC-B004 Funny New Baby Congratulations Card for Grandparents, "Share Diapers” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on becoming a grandparent. INSIDE Now you have someone to share diapers with!	Greeting Card COC-E001 Funny Congratulations Card, "What Did You Do Again??” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations INSIDE Now what did you do again?	Greeting Card COC-E002 Congratulations on New Puppy Card, "New Furniture” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new puppy. INSIDE And advance congratulations on your new shoes, sofa, and carpet!	Greeting Card COE-G001 Funny Congratulations Card for New Graduate, "Workisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A list of workplace jargon that makes people want to shove ice picks in their ears. Click for more. INSIDE Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to your new vocabulary.
Greeting Card COE-G002 Funny Graduation Congratulations Card, "Coffee Classes” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations, Graduate! INSIDE I hope you took classes on how to make coffee for people dumber than you.	Greeting Card COE-R001 Funny Congratulations on Your Retirement Card, "Retirement and Death” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You've been looking forward to your retirement for over 30 years and now it's finally here! Congratulations! INSIDE Now all you have to look forward to is dying.	Greeting Card COE-R002 Funny Humorous Retirement Card Congrats, "Doing More Nothing” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your retirement! Now you get to sit around and do nothing... INSIDE Which is pretty much what you did before, but you got paid a lot more.	Greeting Card COE-R003 Funny Happy Retirement Card, "Sad To See You Go” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Retirement! I'm sure everyone is sad to see you go! INSIDE Mostly because you didn't leave 20 years ago like they wanted.
Greeting Card COE-W001 Funny Wedding Card for Wife, "Please Don't Get Fat” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT For my darling bride… INSIDE Please don't get fat.	Greeting Card COE-W002 Funny Wedding Card, "Year-Long Marriage” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT For the happy couple, a toast! INSIDE To your upcoming year-long marriage!	Greeting Card COE-W003 Humorous Wedding Greeting Card for Groom, "This Card is a Lie” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're so lucky to have her as your bride! INSIDE (The front of this card was a lie. She's crazy, dude. Abort! Abort!)	Greeting Card COE-W005 Funny Penguin Wedding Card, "One in a Million, Thank God” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your wedding day! A couple like you is one in a million! INSIDE Thank God…

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