Hello Cards & Gifts by Flytrap

Hello Cards & Gifts

Say "hello" to anyone you know with these funny hello cards and other paper goods. These Flytrap products are perfect for any occasion, any person, and any mood. What a great way to let someone know you're thinking of them -- just because.

Greeting Card CAT-D001 Funny Father Quotes Card, "Dadisms" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CAT-H002 Funny Friendship Card, Adult, "8 Inches Makes a Difference” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Survive crash. Die. INSIDE Sometimes 8 inches makes a huge difference. Sometimes, not so much.	Greeting Card CAT-H003 Humorous Friendship Card for Adult, "Lies Men Tell” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I've never cheated. I'll call you. You don't look fat. I'm not married. My grandmother died. I made her come. We did it. She's just a friend. INSIDE Lies men tell.	Greeting Card CAT-H004 Funny Hello Card or Friendship Card, "Lies Women Tell” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT No, really. I'm fine. It looks great on you. Childbirth hurts, but in a good way. It happens to all men. You're not fat. All kids do that. You look like you've lost weight. Yes, I came. I'm usually a size 6. I love giving blow jobs. INSIDE Lies women tell.
Greeting Card CAT-H006 Funny Hair Card, Paper Greeting, Sarcastic, "Mullets” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #2. INSIDE Mullets.	Greeting Card CAT-H007 Funny Cats Card, Paper Greeting, "Woman With Too Many Cats” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #3. INSIDE One woman, 42 cats.	Greeting Card CAT-H008 Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #4. INSIDE Big Mac, large fries, sundae, diet soda.	Greeting Card CAT-H009 Funny Dog Card, Friendship Card, "Dogs Shouldn't Wear Sweaters” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things that don't make sense #5. INSIDE Dogs covered in fur. Then covered with sweaters.
Greeting Card CAT-H010 Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I know it's hard, but please stop crying so much. INSIDE Everyone already thinks you're a pussy.	Greeting Card CAT-H011 Hello Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "Nobody Cares What You Think” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Rude awakening #1. INSIDE Nobody cares what you think.	Greeting Card CAT-H012 Funny Facebook Card, Friendship, "Everyone is Hiding You on Facebook” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Rude Awakening #2. INSIDE Everyone is hiding you on Facebook.	Greeting Card CAT-H013 Friendship Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "Friends Until Someone Moves” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Friends like us are friends forever! INSIDE Or until one of us moves.
Greeting Card CAT-H014 Hello Card, Funny, Sarcastic, Personal Space, "Don't Hug Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT If you hug me right now… INSIDE You'll come back with two bloody stumps.	Greeting Card CAT-H015 Funny Coffee Card, Hello Card, "Coffee Smells Good, You Don't” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Doesn't fresh coffee smell great in the morning? INSIDE I wish you did.	Greeting Card CAT-H017 Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Birds do it… bees do it… INSIDE Let's eat half our body weight and scour the countryside for quickies!	Greeting Card CAT-H019 Adult Friendship Card, Funny, "How I Attract Powerful Men” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT What do I put behind my ears to attract rich, powerful men? INSIDE My legs.
Greeting Card CAT-H020 Funny Friendship Card, Hello Card, "Farting is Liberating” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT There's something I want you to know... INSIDE Farting is liberating.	Greeting Card CAT-H021 Funny Friendship Card, Hello Card "Unique Means Weird” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're so unique! INSIDE Unique means weird.	Greeting Card CAT-H025 Hilarious Friendship Card, Sarcastic, "Killing My Boss” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE I know who to call when I end up in prison for killing my boss.	Greeting Card CAT-H026 Hello Card, Funny and Sarcastic, "You're Like Family” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're like family to me. INSIDE Without all the criticism and yelling.
Greeting Card CAT-H024 Sarcastic Friendship Card, Funny "Friends Are Precious” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Friends are precious! INSIDE Especially when they're teeny little pink and green giraffes.	Greeting Card CAT-H023 Funny Hello Card, Sarcastic, "Hope You Don't Get Hit By a Bus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Hello! Hope you have a wonderful day today! INSIDE Or, at least, that you don't get hit by a bus or something.	Greeting Card CAT-M001 Mom Card, Funny, for Birthday, Mother's Day, "Momisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Little Mini Notes LLN-F001 12 Funny Mini Friendship Cards, "Snarky Little Friendly Notes” Quantity Retail Price: $12.00 Twelve fabulous Littles for all of your friends. Including, " I'm glad I chose you. It was between you and some Jimmy Choos. I saved 0." And " I'm glad we're not the kind of friends who keep a tally of who owes who what. (6.52) " Click product details for more.
Sticky Notes NSN-X003 Funny Sticky Notes, "You Know You Want Me" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY You Know You Want Me. Take me. I'm such a lonely, empty sticky note. Make me whole.	Sticky Notes NSN-X002 Cute, Funny Sticky Notes, "Almost Useless Without Pen" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY Almost Useless Without Pen. Sure, you could shred me for confetti. But that might hurt.	Sticky Notes NSN-X004 Funny Sticky Notes, "I Am A Sticky Note" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I Am A Sticky Note. Use me. Abuse me. Make me dirty. It's what I like. Uh huh.	Sticky Notes NSN-X005 Funny, Strange Sticky Notes, "I'm Stuck On You" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I'm Stuck On You. Well, maybe not you. But I'm definitely stuck on something.
Sticky Notes NSN-X006 Humorous, Unusual Sticky Notes, "I Stick Like Glue" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAYI Stick Like Glue. So don't pretend I didn't stay put. I did and you know it.	Sticky Notes NSN-X007 Odd, Funny Sticky Notes, "I Am Very Important" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I Am Very Important. Seriously, it's not just my ego talking. I really matter.	Sticky Notes NSN-X009 Funny Sticky Notes for Home, Husband, Family, "I Am Not Your Servant" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 A funny set of sticky notes with a humorous list of things for people in your home to do, like clean up their rooms or empty the dishwasher. Click for more.	Sticky Notes NSN-X010 Funny Adult Sticky Notes for Home or Office, "No Love, No Pony" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY My parents never loved me enough to give me a pony.
Sticky Notes NSN-X014 Funny, Unusual Sticky Notes for Office or Home, "Please Shut Up" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY If this parrot were real, it would say, "Please shut up."	Sticky Notes NSN-X015 Funny, Hilarious Sticky Notes, "This Owl is Smarter Than That Honor Student" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I bet this owl is smarter than that honor student.	Sticky Notes NSN-X016 Funny Refrigerator Sticky Notes for Home or Work, "Name That Mystery Food" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY Mystery Food Identifier. So you never have to say, "What the hell is that?" again. Click for more.	Sticky Notes NSN-X017 Funny Sticky Notes for Office, Work or Home, "Do Not Eat My Poison Food" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 Perfect sticky notes for your lunch bag at work or even to ward off roommates. They read: Warning: Do Not Eat. This food is not yours. It's mine. If you eat it, you will... [click for more]
Sticky Notes NSN-X018 Funny Fake Parking Ticket Sticky Notes for Drivers, "You Park Like An Idiot" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY You Park Like An Idiot. Remember: You actually share earth with other people. [click for more]

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