Love Cards and Sex Cards for Lovers
We promise. These love and sex cards are going to get your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner all riled up for action. They're funny, sassy, sexy, and designed to help our customers get lucky. Statistics have shown that giving sexy love cards improves peoples' sex lives. Yeah, we just made that up. But it's probably true. Sometimes.
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Greeting Card CLV-H014
Love Card for Him, Man, Humorous, "I Had to Have Shoes”
Retail Price: $4.00
FRONT The moment I saw you, I had to have you. It was love at first sight. I'm so glad I found you. You light up my life and make me feel beautiful. I don't want to spend a single minute without you.
INSIDE Hang on a second. You're not shoes after all, are you?
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Greeting Card CLV-S001
Funny Love and Sex Card, "Long Term Love, Short Term Sex”
Retail Price: $4.00
FRONT My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was.
INSIDE For the short term, I just want you to do me.
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Little Mini Notes LLC-L001
12 Kinky Love & Sex Coupons, "Kinky Little Naughty Coupons”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve naughty coupons for your spouse, boyfriend, or lover. Including, " One full blow job. Swallowed." And "Spend a weekend with me living out our naughtiest sexual fantasies." Click product details for more.
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Little Mini Notes LLC-L002
12 Modern Love & Sex Coupons, "Saucy Little Love Coupons”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve sweet and kinky coupons for your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover. Including, "Get laid without any foreplay." And "A home-cooked meal of your choice." Click product details for more.
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Little Mini Notes LLN-L001
12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.
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Little Mini Notes LLN-L003
12 Funny Love Notes (Featured at Target.com), "Sweet Little Love Notes”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve sweet, romantic mini cards for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " Thank you for making my life beautiful. " And " You're almost as cute as puppies and kittens. Maybe if you had more fur..." Click product details for more.
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Little Mini Notes LLN-L004
12 Dirty Funny Love Notes for Him, "Reasons to Do Me”
Retail Price: $12.00
Twelve hilarious mini cards for your spouses and lovers. Including, " I'll spray perfume down there so it's nice for you. " And " I'll be on top. You can just lay there if you want. " Click product details for more.
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