New Baby Congratulations Cards by Flytrap

New Baby Congratulations Cards

Nobody wants another pink or blue "congratulations on your new baby" greeting card. At least, nobody with a lick of sense. Step away from trite with Flytrap. Give your friends a unique, funny new baby card so they can laugh instead of cry at what they've done.

Greeting Card CAT-D001 Funny Father Quotes Card, "Dadisms" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CAT-M001 Mom Card, Funny, for Birthday, Mother's Day, "Momisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card COC-B001 Funny New Baby Congratulations Card for Girl, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby girl! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.	Greeting Card COC-B002 Humorous New Baby Congratulations Card for Boy, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby boy! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.
Greeting Card COC-B003 New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I know your new baby is going to give the world just what it needs. INSIDE More poo, more screaming, and more sucking at the tit.	Greeting Card COC-B004 Funny New Baby Congratulations Card for Grandparents, "Share Diapers” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on becoming a grandparent. INSIDE Now you have someone to share diapers with!	Greeting Card COC-E001 Funny Congratulations Card, "What Did You Do Again??” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations INSIDE Now what did you do again?	Greeting Card COC-E002 Congratulations on New Puppy Card, "New Furniture” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new puppy. INSIDE And advance congratulations on your new shoes, sofa, and carpet!

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