Greeting Card | CSW-G010
FRONT I used to wonder why Santa is so fat. INSIDE Until I realized. he probably just eats all the kids who scream.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C001
FRONT For Christmas this year. you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots. a giving spirit. and lots of fun toys. INSIDE That's right! A prostitute!
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Greeting Card | CSW-C002
FRONT Here's some mistletoe? INSIDE May you find someone who isn't me.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C003
FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE I bet you get better presents than Jesus did.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C004
FRONT Happy reindeer. Santa. mistletoe. lots of presents. too much food. chocolate. and candy cane day! INSIDE Who's Jesus?
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Greeting Card | CSW-C005
FRONT Jesus is coming? INSIDE And he's pissed off nobody got him any presents for his birthday.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C006
FRONT I really appreciate your commitment to the Christmas spirit! INSIDE Not many people would put on that much weight just to look like Santa.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C007
FRONT The Other Christmas Story. Okay. so first of all. this teenage chick who is barely out of grade school gets knocked up and tries to convince people that she is actually a virgin and this imaginary friend (i.e. God) implanted a baby in her. Meanwhile. this lecherous old guy. Joseph. who they say was around 50 years old. says he believes Mary's story and is going to run away with her. Click for full story... INSIDE [blank]
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Greeting Card | CSW-C008
FRONT Happy Holidays! INSIDE I hope baby Jesus gives you lots of loot!
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Greeting Card | CSW-C009
FRONT Santa's coming! INSIDE Christ. I hope he doesn't get any manjuice on my tree.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C010
FRONT Merry Christmas. Christ our Lord and Savior is born. INSIDE If you buy that sort of thing.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C011
FRONT The joy of the season lies in what Santa leaves behind. INSIDE Including the long white pubic hair I found under the tree.
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Greeting Card | CSW-C012
FRONT I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE And doing some other stuff. Mommy's kind of a slut.
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Greeting Card | CSW-G001
FRONT Happy Holidays! INSIDE That's my way of sending season's greetings to someone whose religious affiliation I'm unclear on.
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Greeting Card | CSW-G002
FRONT A politically correct diatribe. View product for complete text. INSIDE [blank]
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Greeting Card | CSW-G003
FRONT May your holidays be filled with peace. love. happiness. cheer... INSIDE And other cheesy sentiments that would be on this card if it were from Hallmark.
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Greeting Card | CSW-G004
FRONT Please don't kill your family this holiday season. INSIDE I mean... unless they're loaded and you're a beneficiary or something.
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Greeting Card | CSW-G005
FRONT Holy cow! Would ya look at this?! Oh. I've heard about these! This is something else! Who knew I needed this?! Onto the next! How interesting! Where did you find it? INSIDE If you hear anyone say any of that. they don'tlike your gift.
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Greeting Card | CSW-G006
FRONT 7 Days of Kwanzaa. 8 Days of Hanukkah. 12 Days of Christmas. INSIDE I guess that's why the Christians won.
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Greeting Card | CSW-G007
FRONT 'Tis the season to be jolly and drunk and suicidal? Click to see full list. INSIDE [blank]
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Greeting Card | CSW-G008
FRONT A rambling, bragging holiday letter. Click to read. INSIDE [blank]
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Greeting Card | CSW-G009
FRONT Happy holidays. co-worker! INSIDE I look forward to inappropriately rubbing up against you at the company Christmas party.
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