Happy Holiday, Seasons Greetings Cards

Not a Christian or a Jew? Don't even know what Kwanzaa is? No? Perhaps our funny holiday greeting cards are for you. Celebrate the season without offending anyone's religion. Probably? But really? we can't make any guarantees. We don't know who your friends are. Happy Holidays!

Funny Holiday or Christmas Card, "Santa Eats Babies" Greeting Card \| CSW-G010 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT I used to wonder why Santa is so fat. INSIDE Until I realized. he probably just eats all the kids who scream. more details » Quantity	Hilarious Alternative Christmas Card, "A Prostitute Gift" Greeting Card \| CSW-C001 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT For Christmas this year. you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots. a giving spirit. and lots of fun toys. INSIDE That's right! A prostitute! more details » Quantity	Humorous Sarcastic Merry Christmas Card, "Some Mistletoe" Greeting Card \| CSW-C002 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Here's some mistletoe? INSIDE May you find someone who isn't me. more details » Quantity	Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card, "Better Presents Than Jesus" Greeting Card \| CSW-C003 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE I bet you get better presents than Jesus did. more details » Quantity
Funny Sarcastic Happy Christmas Card, "Who's Jesus" Greeting Card \| CSW-C004 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy reindeer. Santa. mistletoe. lots of presents. too much food. chocolate. and candy cane day! INSIDE Who's Jesus? more details » Quantity	Funny Alternative Christmas Greeting, "Jesus Is Pissed" Greeting Card \| CSW-C005 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Jesus is coming? INSIDE And he's pissed off nobody got him any presents for his birthday. more details » Quantity	Humorous Mean Christmas Card, "Gain Weight for Santa" Greeting Card \| CSW-C006 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT I really appreciate your commitment to the Christmas spirit! INSIDE Not many people would put on that much weight just to look like Santa. more details » Quantity	Funny Clever Christmas Card, "The Other Christmas Story" Greeting Card \| CSW-C007 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT The Other Christmas Story. Okay. so first of all. this teenage chick who is barely out of grade school gets knocked up and tries to convince people that she is actually a virgin and this imaginary friend (i.e. God) implanted a baby in her. Meanwhile. this lecherous old guy. Joseph. who they say was around 50 years old. says he believes Mary's story and is going to run away with her. Click for full story... INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity
Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card, "Baby Jesus Gives You Loot" Greeting Card \| CSW-C008 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Holidays! INSIDE I hope baby Jesus gives you lots of loot! more details » Quantity	Hilarious Naughty Christmas Card, "Santa's Coming" Greeting Card \| CSW-C009 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Santa's coming! INSIDE Christ. I hope he doesn't get any manjuice on my tree. more details » Quantity	Funny Sarcastic Christmas Greeting, "Christ Our Lord" Greeting Card \| CSW-C010 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Merry Christmas. Christ our Lord and Savior is born. INSIDE If you buy that sort of thing. more details » Quantity	Funny Naughty Christmas Card, "What Santa Leaves Behind" Greeting Card \| CSW-C011 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT The joy of the season lies in what Santa leaves behind. INSIDE Including the long white pubic hair I found under the tree. more details » Quantity
Funny Humorous Merry Christmas Card, "Mommy's A Slut" Greeting Card \| CSW-C012 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE And doing some other stuff. Mommy's kind of a slut. more details » Quantity	Humorous Witty Happy Holidays Card, "Unsure of Religion" Greeting Card \| CSW-G001 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Holidays! INSIDE That's my way of sending season's greetings to someone whose religious affiliation I'm unclear on. more details » Quantity	Funny Alternative General Holiday Card, "Politically Correct" Greeting Card \| CSW-G002 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT A politically correct diatribe. View product for complete text. INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity	Humorous Sarcastic Christmas Holiday Card, "Anti-Hallmark" Greeting Card \| CSW-G003 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT May your holidays be filled with peace. love. happiness. cheer... INSIDE And other cheesy sentiments that would be on this card if it were from Hallmark. more details » Quantity
Funny Irreverent Christmas Card, "Don't Kill Your Family" Greeting Card \| CSW-G004 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Please don't kill your family this holiday season. INSIDE I mean... unless they're loaded and you're a beneficiary or something. more details » Quantity	Humorous Blunt Christmas Card, "They don'tLike Your Gift" Greeting Card \| CSW-G005 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Holy cow! Would ya look at this?! Oh. I've heard about these! This is something else! Who knew I needed this?! Onto the next! How interesting! Where did you find it? INSIDE If you hear anyone say any of that. they don'tlike your gift. more details » Quantity	Humorous Clever Holiday Card, "Why the Christians Won" Greeting Card \| CSW-G006 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT 7 Days of Kwanzaa. 8 Days of Hanukkah. 12 Days of Christmas. INSIDE I guess that's why the Christians won. more details » Quantity	Funny Modern Christmas Card, "The Season to Be Many Things" Greeting Card \| CSW-G007 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT 'Tis the season to be jolly and drunk and suicidal? Click to see full list. INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity
Funny, Alternative Holiday Card, "A Bragging Holiday Letter" Greeting Card \| CSW-G008 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT A rambling, bragging holiday letter. Click to read. INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity	Hilarious Holiday Card for Coworker, "Inappropriate Rubbing" Greeting Card \| CSW-G009 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy holidays. co-worker! INSIDE I look forward to inappropriately rubbing up against you at the company Christmas party. more details » Quantity	Funny Dreidel Chanukkah Card, "The Chocolate Coins" Greeting Card \| CSW-H001 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Dreidel. dreidel. dreidel. I made it out of clay? INSIDE Screw it. I can't remember the words. Let's just eat the chocolate coins. more details » Quantity	Funny Pig Hanukkah Greeting Card, "The Bacon Gift" Greeting Card \| CSW-H002 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT A special Hanukkah gift for you this year. INSIDE I won't tell anyone you eat bacon. more details » Quantity
Funny Menorah Hanukkah Card, "Thanks for Killing Jesus" Greeting Card \| CSW-H003 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Hanukkah! INSIDE Thanks for killing Jesus! more details » Quantity	Funny Happy Hanukkah Card, "Eight Nights of Crap" Greeting Card \| CSW-H004 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Hanukkah! INSIDE Enjoy your eight nights of socks. chewing gum and refrigerator magnets. more details » Quantity

Funny Holiday or Christmas Card, "Santa Eats Babies" Greeting Card \| CSW-G010 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT I used to wonder why Santa is so fat. INSIDE Until I realized. he probably just eats all the kids who scream. more details » Quantity	Hilarious Alternative Christmas Card, "A Prostitute Gift" Greeting Card \| CSW-C001 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT For Christmas this year. you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots. a giving spirit. and lots of fun toys. INSIDE That's right! A prostitute! more details » Quantity	Humorous Sarcastic Merry Christmas Card, "Some Mistletoe" Greeting Card \| CSW-C002 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Here's some mistletoe? INSIDE May you find someone who isn't me. more details » Quantity	Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card, "Better Presents Than Jesus" Greeting Card \| CSW-C003 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE I bet you get better presents than Jesus did. more details » Quantity
Funny Sarcastic Happy Christmas Card, "Who's Jesus" Greeting Card \| CSW-C004 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy reindeer. Santa. mistletoe. lots of presents. too much food. chocolate. and candy cane day! INSIDE Who's Jesus? more details » Quantity	Funny Alternative Christmas Greeting, "Jesus Is Pissed" Greeting Card \| CSW-C005 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Jesus is coming? INSIDE And he's pissed off nobody got him any presents for his birthday. more details » Quantity	Humorous Mean Christmas Card, "Gain Weight for Santa" Greeting Card \| CSW-C006 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT I really appreciate your commitment to the Christmas spirit! INSIDE Not many people would put on that much weight just to look like Santa. more details » Quantity	Funny Clever Christmas Card, "The Other Christmas Story" Greeting Card \| CSW-C007 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT The Other Christmas Story. Okay. so first of all. this teenage chick who is barely out of grade school gets knocked up and tries to convince people that she is actually a virgin and this imaginary friend (i.e. God) implanted a baby in her. Meanwhile. this lecherous old guy. Joseph. who they say was around 50 years old. says he believes Mary's story and is going to run away with her. Click for full story... INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity
Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card, "Baby Jesus Gives You Loot" Greeting Card \| CSW-C008 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Holidays! INSIDE I hope baby Jesus gives you lots of loot! more details » Quantity	Hilarious Naughty Christmas Card, "Santa's Coming" Greeting Card \| CSW-C009 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Santa's coming! INSIDE Christ. I hope he doesn't get any manjuice on my tree. more details » Quantity	Funny Sarcastic Christmas Greeting, "Christ Our Lord" Greeting Card \| CSW-C010 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Merry Christmas. Christ our Lord and Savior is born. INSIDE If you buy that sort of thing. more details » Quantity	Funny Naughty Christmas Card, "What Santa Leaves Behind" Greeting Card \| CSW-C011 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT The joy of the season lies in what Santa leaves behind. INSIDE Including the long white pubic hair I found under the tree. more details » Quantity
Funny Humorous Merry Christmas Card, "Mommy's A Slut" Greeting Card \| CSW-C012 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE And doing some other stuff. Mommy's kind of a slut. more details » Quantity	Humorous Witty Happy Holidays Card, "Unsure of Religion" Greeting Card \| CSW-G001 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Holidays! INSIDE That's my way of sending season's greetings to someone whose religious affiliation I'm unclear on. more details » Quantity	Funny Alternative General Holiday Card, "Politically Correct" Greeting Card \| CSW-G002 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT A politically correct diatribe. View product for complete text. INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity	Humorous Sarcastic Christmas Holiday Card, "Anti-Hallmark" Greeting Card \| CSW-G003 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT May your holidays be filled with peace. love. happiness. cheer... INSIDE And other cheesy sentiments that would be on this card if it were from Hallmark. more details » Quantity
Funny Irreverent Christmas Card, "Don't Kill Your Family" Greeting Card \| CSW-G004 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Please don't kill your family this holiday season. INSIDE I mean... unless they're loaded and you're a beneficiary or something. more details » Quantity	Humorous Blunt Christmas Card, "They don'tLike Your Gift" Greeting Card \| CSW-G005 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Holy cow! Would ya look at this?! Oh. I've heard about these! This is something else! Who knew I needed this?! Onto the next! How interesting! Where did you find it? INSIDE If you hear anyone say any of that. they don'tlike your gift. more details » Quantity	Humorous Clever Holiday Card, "Why the Christians Won" Greeting Card \| CSW-G006 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT 7 Days of Kwanzaa. 8 Days of Hanukkah. 12 Days of Christmas. INSIDE I guess that's why the Christians won. more details » Quantity	Funny Modern Christmas Card, "The Season to Be Many Things" Greeting Card \| CSW-G007 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT 'Tis the season to be jolly and drunk and suicidal? Click to see full list. INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity
Funny, Alternative Holiday Card, "A Bragging Holiday Letter" Greeting Card \| CSW-G008 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT A rambling, bragging holiday letter. Click to read. INSIDE [blank] more details » Quantity	Hilarious Holiday Card for Coworker, "Inappropriate Rubbing" Greeting Card \| CSW-G009 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy holidays. co-worker! INSIDE I look forward to inappropriately rubbing up against you at the company Christmas party. more details » Quantity	Funny Dreidel Chanukkah Card, "The Chocolate Coins" Greeting Card \| CSW-H001 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Dreidel. dreidel. dreidel. I made it out of clay? INSIDE Screw it. I can't remember the words. Let's just eat the chocolate coins. more details » Quantity	Funny Pig Hanukkah Greeting Card, "The Bacon Gift" Greeting Card \| CSW-H002 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT A special Hanukkah gift for you this year. INSIDE I won't tell anyone you eat bacon. more details » Quantity
Funny Menorah Hanukkah Card, "Thanks for Killing Jesus" Greeting Card \| CSW-H003 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Hanukkah! INSIDE Thanks for killing Jesus! more details » Quantity	Funny Happy Hanukkah Card, "Eight Nights of Crap" Greeting Card \| CSW-H004 $4.00 \| Quick Look FRONT Happy Hanukkah! INSIDE Enjoy your eight nights of socks. chewing gum and refrigerator magnets. more details » Quantity