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Twelve naughty coupons for your spouse, boyfriend, or lover. Including, " One full blow job. Swallowed." And "Spend a weekend with me living out our naughtiest sexual fantasies." Click product details for more.

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Twelve sweet and kinky coupons for your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover. Including, "Get laid without any foreplay." And "A home-cooked meal of your choice." Click product details for more.

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Twelve funny coupons for your mom or mother-in-law. Including, " A holiday dinner that someone else cooks. " And "Give a piece of household advice that I accept graciously and am required to fulfill. " Click product details for more.

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Twelve sweet, funny lunch notes for each of your kids. Including, "Enjoy your lunch! I hope you don't find any worms in it." And "I hope you know how talented you are." Click product details for more.

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Twelve fabulous Littles for all of your friends. Including, " I'm glad I chose you. It was between you and some Jimmy Choos. I saved 0." And " I'm glad we're not the kind of friends who keep a tally of who owes who what. (6.52) " Click product details for more.

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Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.

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Twelve sweet, romantic mini cards for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " Thank you for making my life beautiful. " And " You're almost as cute as puppies and kittens. Maybe if you had more fur..." Click product details for more.

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Twelve hilarious mini cards for your spouses and lovers. Including, " I'll spray perfume down there so it's nice for you. " And " I'll be on top. You can just lay there if you want. " Click product details for more.

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Twelve perfect little notes for jerks who don't know how to park. Including, " If you park sideways next time, you'll be able to take up four or five spaces instead of just two." And " I bet you screw as poorly as you park." Click product details for more.

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Twelve fabulous Littles for tipping service staff, waiters, or waitresses. Each one says, "No cash, but here's a tip: Next time, don't be so... slutty, slow, absent, etc." Click to see full list of checkbox options.