Cards for Anyone by Flytrap

Cards for Anyone

Sometimes, you want to give a funny greeting card to a coworker or someone you don't know so well. Here's your chance. These shouldn't offend anyone too much, if at all. We think. Maybe. But we can't make any promises, mkay?

Greeting Card CAT-D001 Funny Father Quotes Card, "Dadisms" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-G010 Funny Christmas Greeting Card, "Santa Eats Babies" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I used to wonder why Santa is so fat. INSIDE Until I realized, he probably just eats all the kids who scream.	Greeting Card CAT-H003 Humorous Friendship Card for Adult, "Lies Men Tell” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I've never cheated. I'll call you. You don't look fat. I'm not married. My grandmother died. I made her come. We did it. She's just a friend. INSIDE Lies men tell.	Greeting Card CAT-H004 Funny Hello Card or Friendship Card, "Lies Women Tell” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT No, really. I'm fine. It looks great on you. Childbirth hurts, but in a good way. It happens to all men. You're not fat. All kids do that. You look like you've lost weight. Yes, I came. I'm usually a size 6. I love giving blow jobs. INSIDE Lies women tell.
Greeting Card CAT-H021 Funny Friendship Card, Hello Card "Unique Means Weird” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're so unique! INSIDE Unique means weird.	Greeting Card CAT-H024 Sarcastic Friendship Card, Funny "Friends Are Precious” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Friends are precious! INSIDE Especially when they're teeny little pink and green giraffes.	Greeting Card COE-W006 Funny Blank Wedding Card for Bride and Groom, "What Couples Say” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thank you for always being there for me. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CBD-E001 Happy Birthday Card, Funny, "With Age Comes Wisdom” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT With age comes wisdom. INSIDE And with wisdom comes the realization that you're actually quite boring.
Greeting Card CBD-E006 Humorous Birthday Card, Sarcastic, "Insignificant Age” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE You've just turned an insignificant age that nobody really cares about.	Greeting Card CBD-E007 Sarcastic Birthday Card, Humorous, "Should I Say More?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE What? Am I supposed to say something else?	Greeting Card CBD-E016 Humorous Birthday Card, "Wine Gets Better With Age, People Don't” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Wine gets better with age… INSIDE People don't.	Greeting Card CBD-E019 Sarcatic Birthday Card, Funny, "Your Not-So-Special Day” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT It's your birthday! A special day to appreciate YOU! INSIDE And about 18 million other people.
Greeting Card CBD-E025 Modern Card, Birthday, Sarcastic,"One Step Closer” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Being called "Q-Tip". Becoming more cautious. Going bald. Uncontrollable urination. [click for more]. INSIDE Congratulations, you're one step closer. And Happy Birthday.	Greeting Card COC-B001 Funny New Baby Congratulations Card for Girl, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby girl! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.	Greeting Card COC-B002 Humorous New Baby Congratulations Card for Boy, "Enjoy the Poo” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your new baby boy! INSIDE Enjoy the poo.	Greeting Card COC-B004 Funny New Baby Congratulations Card for Grandparents, "Share Diapers” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on becoming a grandparent. INSIDE Now you have someone to share diapers with!
Greeting Card COC-E001 Funny Congratulations Card, "What Did You Do Again??” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations INSIDE Now what did you do again?	Greeting Card COE-G001 Funny Congratulations Card for New Graduate, "Workisms” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A list of workplace jargon that makes people want to shove ice picks in their ears. Click for more. INSIDE Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to your new vocabulary.	Greeting Card COE-W005 Funny Penguin Wedding Card, "One in a Million, Thank God” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Congratulations on your wedding day! A couple like you is one in a million! INSIDE Thank God…	Greeting Card COT-K007 Sarcastic, Funny Thank You Card, "Notice of Gratitude” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A thank you note made easy. Check the appropriate boxes and sign. See product detail for more. INSIDE [blank]
Greeting Card CSP-P001 Funny Sarcastic Passover Card, "Blood on Your Door” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT This Passover, remember the important things... INSIDE Like putting blood on your door.	Greeting Card CSP-P002 Funny, Unique Passover Greeting Card for Adult, "Four Questions” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Why do we eat only matzoh on Pesach? Why do we eat bitter herbs, maror, at our Seder? Why do we dip our foods twice tonight? Why do we lean on a pillow tonight? INSIDE Is it because God hates us?	Greeting Card CSW-C004 Humorous Christmas Card with Modern Reindeer, "Who's Jesus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy reindeer, Santa, mistletoe, lots of presents, too much food, chocolate, and candy cane day! INSIDE Who's Jesus?	Greeting Card CSW-C010 Humorous Christmas Card with Modern Bells, "Christ Our Lord” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Merry Christmas. Christ our Lord and Savior is born. INSIDE If you buy that sort of thing.
Greeting Card CSW-G001 Humorous, Sarcastic Holiday Card, "Unsure of Religion” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Holidays! INSIDE That's my way of sending season's greetings to someone whose religious affiliation I'm unclear on.	Greeting Card CSW-G002 Funny, Modern Holiday Greeting Card, "Politically Correct” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A politically correct diatribe. View product for complete text. INSIDE [blank]	Greeting Card CSW-G003 Sarcastic Holiday Greeting Card - Humorous, "Anti-Hallmark” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT May your holidays be filled with peace, love, happiness, cheer... INSIDE And other cheesy sentiments that would be on this card if it were from Hallmark.	Greeting Card CSW-H001 Funny, Blunt Hanukkah Greeting Card, "The Chocolate Coins” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay… INSIDE Screw it, I can't remember the words. Let's just eat the chocolate coins.
Greeting Card CSW-H002 Funny Hanukkah Greeting Card with Pig, "The Bacon Gift” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A special Hanukkah gift for you this year. INSIDE I won't tell anyone you eat bacon.	Greeting Card CSW-H003 Funny, Naughty Hanukkah Holiday Card, "Thanks for Killing Jesus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy Hanukkah! INSIDE Thanks for killing Jesus!	Greeting Card CSW-V002 Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Card for Adult, "Happy Vile Pukeness Day” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Happy hearts and love and Cupid and arrows and couples and sex and fuzzy little love muffin vile pukeness stupid greeting card crap holiday day! INSIDE [blank]	Sticky Notes NSN-X003 Funny Sticky Notes, "You Know You Want Me" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY You Know You Want Me. Take me. I'm such a lonely, empty sticky note. Make me whole.
Sticky Notes NSN-X002 Cute, Funny Sticky Notes, "Almost Useless Without Pen" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY Almost Useless Without Pen. Sure, you could shred me for confetti. But that might hurt.	Sticky Notes NSN-X004 Funny Sticky Notes, "I Am A Sticky Note" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I Am A Sticky Note. Use me. Abuse me. Make me dirty. It's what I like. Uh huh.	Sticky Notes NSN-X005 Funny, Strange Sticky Notes, "I'm Stuck On You" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I'm Stuck On You. Well, maybe not you. But I'm definitely stuck on something.	Sticky Notes NSN-X006 Humorous, Unusual Sticky Notes, "I Stick Like Glue" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAYI Stick Like Glue. So don't pretend I didn't stay put. I did and you know it.
Sticky Notes NSN-X007 Odd, Funny Sticky Notes, "I Am Very Important" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY I Am Very Important. Seriously, it's not just my ego talking. I really matter.	Sticky Notes NSN-X009 Funny Sticky Notes for Home, Husband, Family, "I Am Not Your Servant" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 A funny set of sticky notes with a humorous list of things for people in your home to do, like clean up their rooms or empty the dishwasher. Click for more.	Sticky Notes NSN-X010 Funny Adult Sticky Notes for Home or Office, "No Love, No Pony" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY My parents never loved me enough to give me a pony.	Sticky Notes NSN-X014 Funny, Unusual Sticky Notes for Office or Home, "Please Shut Up" Quantity Retail Price: $5.00 THESE NOTES SAY If this parrot were real, it would say, "Please shut up."

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