Love Cards for Lovers by Flytrap

Love Cards for Lovers

We're betting that our funny, sexy love cards will not only make your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner laugh, but will also help you get lucky a bit more often. Why? Because that's what we created them for! Who could ask for more?

Greeting Card CLV-H001 Funny I Love You Card, "I'm Glad I Found You Instead Of Jesus” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm so glad I found you. INSIDE Instead of Jesus.	Greeting Card CLV-H002 Funny Love Card, "I'd Give Up Sex For You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'd give up anything for you. INSIDE Especially sex.	Greeting Card CLV-H003 Love Card, Funny, Sarcastic, "You're Too Good For Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Sometimes I think you're just too good for me. INSIDE Not really. Everyone else knows it, too.	Greeting Card CLV-H004 Funny Love Greeting Card , "I'm Hotter Than You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Every time I look at you, I just feel so lucky. INSIDE That you'll never leave me, since I'm so much hotter than you.
Greeting Card CLV-H005 Humorous Love Greeting Card, Sarcastic, "Never Give Up On You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'll never give up on you. INSIDE At least, not until you're old or fat or broke.	Greeting Card CLV-H006 Love Greeting Card, Funny, Sweet, "I Love Ewe” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love ewe. INSIDE Not sheep, you perv! It's a pun. It's like I said I love YOU, but cuter. I'm pretty cute, aren't I?	Greeting Card CLV-H007 Humorous Love Card, Valentine Too, "Triple Threat” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT You're a triple threat. Looks, brains, and a great sense of humor. INSIDE Too bad you're not a gazillionaire.	Greeting Card CLV-H008 Adult Love Card, Funny, "Whoring Around” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm so glad we're in a committed relationship now. INSIDE I was getting tired of whoring around.
Greeting Card CLV-H009 Love List Greeting Card for Man, Funny, "What I Love About You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT A naughty, funny list of loveable things. INSIDE [ blank ]	Greeting Card CLV-H010 Sex Card Greeting, Funny, "Let's Be Together Tonight, Then I Leave” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Let's be together tonight. INSIDE But when we're done I'd like to leave.	Greeting Card CLV-H012 Crazy for Your Love Card, Funny, "Crazy Love” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I'm crazy for your love! INSIDE That's why I'm taking anti-psychotics!	Greeting Card CLV-H013 Mean, Funny Love Card About Your Ex , "Cupid's Arrow” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Cupid's arrow could not have hit a truer target... INSIDE But enough about my ex, let's talk about you!
Greeting Card CLV-H014 Love Card for Him, Man, Humorous, "I Had to Have Shoes” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT The moment I saw you, I had to have you. It was love at first sight. I'm so glad I found you. You light up my life and make me feel beautiful. I don't want to spend a single minute without you. INSIDE Hang on a second. You're not shoes after all, are you?	Greeting Card CLV-H015 Funny Love Card, "Love Isn't Easy, But I Am” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Love isn't easy... INSIDE Fortunately, I am.	Greeting Card CLV-H018 Humorous Love Greeting Card, "I Will Love You, I Will Do You" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I will love you for the rest of my life. INSIDE I will do you for the rest of the day.	Greeting Card CLV-H019 I Love You Card, Funny, "I Want To Grow Old With You" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. INSIDE And I think, "Christ, I don’t want to see those wrinkly old farts shagging! Make it stop!"
Greeting Card CLV-H020 Funny I Love You Card for Man, Woman, "You're Not Perfect" Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love you even when you're not perfect. INSIDE Which is a lot.	Greeting Card CLV-H016 Hilarious Love Greeting Card, "Less Farting” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found you, my love. INSIDE But I'm betting there'd be a lot less farting.	Greeting Card CLV-S001 Funny Love and Sex Card, "Long Term Love, Short Term Sex” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was. INSIDE For the short term, I just want you to do me.	Greeting Card CLV-S002 Dirty Sex Card for Man, "I Love Everything, Especially Your Dick” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love everything about you. INSIDE Especially your dick.
Greeting Card CLV-S003 Humorous Love Greeting Card, "I Love You, Now Do Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love you. INSIDE Now do me.	Greeting Card CLV-S004 Sexy Love Card, Funny and Popular, "Why Are You Wearing Clothes?” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT I love you. You are everything I want in a partner… Click for naughty letter. INSIDE Why are you still wearing clothes?	Greeting Card CLV-S005 Adult Love Card, Funny, "Thinking of You Naked” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Thinking of you… INSIDE … naked.	Greeting Card CLV-S006 Adult Humorous Love Card, "Spaghetti, Sushi, Tacos & You” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Spaghetti, sushi, tacos & you. INSIDE Four things I love on an empty stomach.
Greeting Card COA-L002 Funny Anniversary Card for Lover, Spouse, Partner, "Big Changes” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT For our anniversary, let's make some big changes. INSIDE And by big changes, I mean let's change you. Big time.	Greeting Card CSA-H003 Funny Halloween Card for Lover, "Something Good To Eat - Me” Quantity Retail Price: $4.00 FRONT Trick or treat, smell my feet, I've got something good to eat. INSIDE Me.	Little Mini Notes LLN-L001 12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note” Quantity Retail Price: $12.00 Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.	Little Mini Notes LLN-L003 12 Funny Love Notes (Featured at Target.com), "Sweet Little Love Notes” Quantity Retail Price: $12.00 Twelve sweet, romantic mini cards for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " Thank you for making my life beautiful. " And " You're almost as cute as puppies and kittens. Maybe if you had more fur..." Click product details for more.
Little Mini Notes LLN-L004 12 Dirty Funny Love Notes for Him, "Reasons to Do Me” Quantity Retail Price: $12.00 Twelve hilarious mini cards for your spouses and lovers. Including, " I'll spray perfume down there so it's nice for you. " And " I'll be on top. You can just lay there if you want. " Click product details for more.

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