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Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
Rude, Funny Just Because Card / Farting is Liberating Rude, Funny Just Because Card / Farting is Liberating
 

FRONT There's something I want you to know...

INSIDE Farting is liberating.

 Greeting Card
#CAT-H020

$4.00
Funny Just Because Greeting Card / Unique Means Weird Funny Just Because Greeting Card / Unique Means Weird
 

FRONT You're so unique!

INSIDE Unique means weird.

 Greeting Card
#CAT-H021

$4.00
Funny, Obnoxious Birthday Card / Older on the Outside Funny, Obnoxious Birthday Card / Older on the Outside
 

FRONT Happy Birthday! It's amazing you don't look any older!

INSIDE At least, not on the inside.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E021

$4.00
Unique Thank You Card / Notice of Gratitude Unique Thank You Card / Notice of Gratitude
 

FRONT A thank you note made easy. Check the appropriate boxes and sign. See product detail for more.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#COT-K007

$4.00
Funny, Clever Christmas Card / A Prostitute Gift Funny, Clever Christmas Card / A Prostitute Gift
 

FRONT For Christmas this year, you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots, a giving spirit, and lots of fun toys.

INSIDE That's right! A prostitute!

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C001

$4.00
Witty, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Some Mistletoe Witty, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Some Mistletoe
 

FRONT Here's some mistletoe…

INSIDE May you find someone who isn't me.

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C002

$4.00
Funny Christmas Card / Better Presents Than Jesus Funny Christmas Card / Better Presents Than Jesus
 

FRONT Merry Christmas.

INSIDE I bet you get better presents than Jesus did.

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C003

$4.00
Funny, Clever Christmas Greeting Card / Who's Jesus Funny, Clever Christmas Greeting Card / Who's Jesus
 

FRONT Happy reindeer, Santa, mistletoe, lots of presents, too much food, chocolate, and candy cane day!

INSIDE Who's Jesus?

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C004

$4.00
Adult, Funny Christmas Card / Santa's Coming and Manjuice Adult, Funny Christmas Card / Santa's Coming and Manjuice
 

FRONT Santa's coming!

INSIDE Christ, I hope he doesn't get any manjuice on my tree.

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C009

$4.00

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