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"Ask your mother." "This is your last warning." "A little dirt never hurt anyone." "Don't use that tone with me!" "Act your age." "Just wait until I get home..." "Life isn't fair." "Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?" "This hurts me a lot more than it hurts you." "Money doesn't grow on trees!" "Do as I say, not as I do." "I'm not lost!" "Did you see that elephant run under the chair?" "I'm not falling asleep. I'm just resting my eyes." "That's not music, that's just noise!" "You're not leaving my house dressed like that!" "There are plenty of fish in the sea." "Because I said so, that's why!" "I'm going to count to ten..." "As long as you're living in my house, you live by my rules." "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times..." "Don't make me pull over!" "Any job worth doing is worth doing right." "The couch is not a jungle gym." "Stop slamming that door! You're going to break it!" "No, we're not there yet." "If all your friends jumped off the empire state building, would you do it too?" "If you haven't done anything wrong, then you have nothing to worry about." "Why buy the cow, when milk is free?" "Is that a threat, or a promise?" "Keep making that face and it'll stick like that forever." "You want something to do? I'll give you something to do." "A little pain never hurt anybody." "Always check your oil."

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Perfect for...
Give this funny greeting card to your own dad, a brother, a father, a friend, any man with kids, or anyone with a dad.

Occasions include...
Makes a great, simple (blank) Birthday Card, Father's Day Card, "Hello" Card, or a card to congratulate a friend on his new baby.

Helpful descriptors...
funny, quotations, childhood, time gone by, being a teenager