Funny Hello Card or Friendship Card, "Lies Women Tell”

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Funny Hello Card or Friendship Card, "Lies Women Tell”

CAT-H004 | Greeting Card
FRONT
No, really. I'm fine. It looks great on you. Childbirth hurts, but in a good way. It happens to all men. You're not fat. All kids do that. You look like you've lost weight. Yes, I came. I'm usually a size 6. I love giving blow jobs.

INSIDE
Lies women tell.

Women lie. You know they do. About their ages. About their relationships. About their sex lives. This modern, typographic hello card captures some of the funny favorites. This greeting card is a snarky way to say "I'm thinking of you, friend".

Perfect for...
Men who love too much and the women who hate them. Women who hate men. Women who love men.

Occasions include...
This greeting card is funny for any occasion, but we like it for friendship and to say "hello".

Helpful descriptors...
sarcastic, adult, mature, hot pink, typography, battle of the sexes

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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