Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke”

Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke”Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke”Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke”Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke”

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Fun Diet Card or Food "Hello" Card, "Big Mac & Diet Coke”

CAT-H008 | Greeting Card
FRONT
Things that don't make sense #4.

INSIDE
Big Mac, large fries, sundae, diet soda.

Most dieters avoid fast food. But some think getting a giant burger and fries is somehow counteracted by a diet soda. These people are wrong. If you agree, give your dieting, food-loving friends this funny friendship greeting card to bring them down to size (who doesn't love a pun?)

Perfect for...
Confused dieters, friends who love fast food, and people who drink diet soda when… really… what's the point?

Occasions include...
This funny friendship card is great to say "hello" and "that's not dieting, fool!"

Helpful descriptors...
snarky, mean, evil, sarcastic, dieting, losing weight, diet

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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