Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy”

Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy”Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy”Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy”Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy”

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Funny Friendship Card, Mean, Sarcastic, "Stop Crying, Pussy”

CAT-H010 | Greeting Card
FRONT
I know it's hard, but please stop crying so much.

INSIDE
Everyone already thinks you're a pussy.

For crying out loud, some people are just weepy. All "woe is me" and "life is so terrible" and "Why did he breakup with me?" We like this funny "Hello" card (or friendship card) for any friend caught in the throes of self pity. We know it's mean, but we don't care.

Perfect for...
Pouting friends, crying friends, people wallowing in self-pity, and even those needing some slaptastic sympathy.

Occasions include...
Say "I'm sorry your life sucks, but get over it" in a single, simple greeting card. Also works as a hello card, breakup card, or unusual sympathy card.

Helpful descriptors...
mean, evil, sarcastic, wrong, funny, hilarious, unexpected, crybaby

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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