Hello Card, Funny, Sarcastic, Personal Space, "Don't Hug Me”

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Hello Card, Funny, Sarcastic, Personal Space, "Don't Hug Me”

CAT-H014 | Greeting Card
FRONT
If you hug me right now…

INSIDE
You'll come back with two bloody stumps.

This funny friendship card is for people don't like to be touched. You know them. They kind of pull away from anyone who gets near them. And to hug them? Well, that's preoposterous! Make them laugh with this friendship greeting card that says it all.

Perfect for...
Give this funny friendship card to anyone icky who wants to touch you. As well as any haphephobic friend (people who fear being touched), brother, sister, or parent.

Occasions include...
A funny card to say hello, I'm glad you're my friend. Even though I don't want you to touch me.

Helpful descriptors...
hilarious, pink and green, funny, sarcastic, mean, evil, humorous

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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