Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies”

Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies”Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies”Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies”Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies”

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Funny Hello Card, Weird, "Birds and Bees and Quickies”

CAT-H017 | Greeting Card
FRONT
Birds do it… bees do it…

INSIDE
Let's eat half our body weight and scour the countryside for quickies!

This very quirky friendship card will be funny to anyone who like to carouse and look for nookie. It's also a great "hello" card whenever you want to make a friend laugh. And, of course, the talk of the birds and bees will remind them of awkward conversations with the 'rents.

Perfect for...
Sex fiends will enjoy it, and any single friend would love to take you up on it!

Occasions include...
A funny friendship card, hello card, or clever way to say, "I'm thinking about you".

Helpful descriptors...
quirky, strange, funny, silly, birds and bees

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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