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"Clean up your room! I'm not your maid!" "I brought you into this world. I can take you out of it!" "As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say." "How do you know you don't like it if you never tasted it?" "Because I said so!" "Don't do as I do, do as I say!" "Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their neck!" "People in Hell want ice water!" "Don't get blood on the carpet!" "Don't make me come in there!" "Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been." "Don't use that tone with me!" "Go ask your father." "Go to your room and think about what you did!" "You can't judge a book by its cover." "How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "I don't care who started it! I'm stopping it!" "Don't slam the door! You'll break it!" "If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!" "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." "You're not getting any dessert if you don't eat everything on that plate." "I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one." "Say you're sorry. And mean it." "He's not going to buy the cow if he can get the milk for free." "Don't you know there are people starving in Africa?" "Watch your mouth!" "Who do you think you are?" "You made your bed, now lie in it." "Don't eat. You'll spoil your dinner."

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Perfect for...
Moms, mothers, or any Mom (or mum) like figure in your life.

Occasions include...
Works great as a birthday card, but we also like it for Mother's Day or as a "Hello" card.

Helpful descriptors...
funny, hilarious, quotations, mom, mother, mum, pink, adult, sarcastic