Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething”

Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething”Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething”Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething”Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething”

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Humorous Birthday Card for Woman, "Twentysomething”

CBD-E027 | Greeting Card
FRONT
Happy Birthday! You're almost out of your 20s!

INSIDE
And in light of that, I really think it's high time you stop dressing like a slut.

Honestly. Some women need to grow up their style with their age. Micro minis past 30? Not okay. So make sure any friend who dresses a little… er… slutty learns, in a funny birthday card, that it's time to grow up her wardrobe.

Perfect for...
Slutty friends, friends in their 20s who dress like teenagers, and any woman who desperately needs a wardrobe shift.

Occasions include...
Happy Birthday, slut! Naw, we're just kidding. Just because she dresses like one doesn't mean she IS one. And even if she is, so what?

Helpful descriptors...
hilarious, adult, for woman, funny, awesome card

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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