




Funny Love Greeting Card , "I'm Hotter Than You”
CLV-H004 | Greeting Card
FRONT
Every time I look at you, I just feel so lucky.
INSIDE
That you'll never leave me, since I'm so much hotter than you.
Every time I look at you, I just feel so lucky.
INSIDE
That you'll never leave me, since I'm so much hotter than you.
Ever walking down the street and you notice some hot chick with this scrawny guy in baggy jeans and bad hair? You might think to yourself, "She's too good for him". If you're that girl, this funny love greeting card is for your man.
Perfect for...
Your girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover of any kind who's a bit… trailer for your hot ass.
Occasions include...
Anniversary, Birthday, Valentine's Day or just to say "I love you, even though I'm hotter".
Helpful descriptors...
sarcastic, mean, evil, snarky, funny, humorous, love, sex
Your girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover of any kind who's a bit… trailer for your hot ass.
Occasions include...
Anniversary, Birthday, Valentine's Day or just to say "I love you, even though I'm hotter".
Helpful descriptors...
sarcastic, mean, evil, snarky, funny, humorous, love, sex
$4.00
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