Funny Love and Sex Card, "Long Term Love, Short Term Sex”

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Funny Love and Sex Card, "Long Term Love, Short Term Sex”

CLV-S001 | Greeting Card
FRONT
My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was.

INSIDE
For the short term, I just want you to do me.

So delightfully naughty, this sexy greeting card will make your partner, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend hot, ready, and laughing. Just the mix you want, right? So get out the whips and chains because this dirty card is going to give you a hours of sex.

Perfect for...
Your lover, your husband or wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, even your gay or lesbian partner.

Occasions include...
What better way to say "I love you", " I want to do you", "Happy Anniversary", or "Happy Valentine's Day" than with this incredibly popular sex card?

Helpful descriptors...
naughty, dirty, kinky, mature, adult, sexy, red

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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