Humorous Love Greeting Card, "I Love You, Now Do Me”

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Humorous Love Greeting Card, "I Love You, Now Do Me”

CLV-S003 | Greeting Card
FRONT
I love you.

INSIDE
Now do me.

When laughter is the best aphrodisiac, this funny love greeting card will get your partner into bed. Often, saying "I love you" precludes sex. Especially when you say it for the first time. But if you've been saying it for ages, this card becomes your tool of nookie. Use it on your anniversary, Valentine's Day, or anytime.

Perfect for...
Your man or woman, when you want to get lucky.

Occasions include...
Say "I love you" with a funny love greeting card that will prime anyone for action.

Helpful descriptors...
naughty, funny, hilarious, love, I love you, pink and orange heart, sex

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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