FRONT
I love you. You are everything I want in a partner. Generous, kind, attractive, great sense of humor, sexy as hell. I can't believe how lucky I am to have found you. Your loyalty, dedication, work ethic, and moral code, is so admirable. I love the way you are with your family. You're so fun to be around. And sensitive, too. I wish I could be more like you. As an added bonus, you're the best lover I ever had. My god what you do to me! Sometimes, I completely forget who I am. And just looking at you -- just talking to you -- sometimes gets me so hungry for your touch that I can't even stand it. I wish I could feel your tongue, your hands, your body on me right now. Rubbing. Stroking. Caressing. Licking. Tasting. Legs wrapped around each other in a hot, hungry embrace of pleasure.

INSIDE
Why are you still wearing clothes?

Perfect for...
For your lover, partner, or spouse.

Occasions include...
Happy Anniversary, Happy Birthday, Happy Valentine's Day, I Love You.

Helpful descriptors...
naughty, hilarious, fun, funny, humorous, sexy, red, love letter