




Sexy Love Card, Funny and Popular, "Why Are You Wearing Clothes?”
CLV-S004 | Greeting Card
FRONT
I love you. You are everything I want in a partner. Generous, kind, attractive, great sense of humor, sexy as hell. I can't believe how lucky I am to have found you. Your loyalty, dedication, work ethic, and moral code, is so admirable. I love the way you are with your family. You're so fun to be around. And sensitive, too. I wish I could be more like you. As an added bonus, you're the best lover I ever had. My god what you do to me! Sometimes, I completely forget who I am. And just looking at you -- just talking to you -- sometimes gets me so hungry for your touch that I can't even stand it. I wish I could feel your tongue, your hands, your body on me right now. Rubbing. Stroking. Caressing. Licking. Tasting. Legs wrapped around each other in a hot, hungry embrace of pleasure.
INSIDE
Why are you still wearing clothes?
I love you. You are everything I want in a partner. Generous, kind, attractive, great sense of humor, sexy as hell. I can't believe how lucky I am to have found you. Your loyalty, dedication, work ethic, and moral code, is so admirable. I love the way you are with your family. You're so fun to be around. And sensitive, too. I wish I could be more like you. As an added bonus, you're the best lover I ever had. My god what you do to me! Sometimes, I completely forget who I am. And just looking at you -- just talking to you -- sometimes gets me so hungry for your touch that I can't even stand it. I wish I could feel your tongue, your hands, your body on me right now. Rubbing. Stroking. Caressing. Licking. Tasting. Legs wrapped around each other in a hot, hungry embrace of pleasure.
INSIDE
Why are you still wearing clothes?
This funny love card is, by far, the most popular card in our store. It's naughty, it's sexy, and it's hilarious. Apparently. Give it on your anniversary, Valentine's Day, or any time you want some sex.
Perfect for...
For your lover, partner, or spouse.
Occasions include...
Happy Anniversary, Happy Birthday, Happy Valentine's Day, I Love You.
Helpful descriptors...
naughty, hilarious, fun, funny, humorous, sexy, red, love letter
For your lover, partner, or spouse.
Occasions include...
Happy Anniversary, Happy Birthday, Happy Valentine's Day, I Love You.
Helpful descriptors...
naughty, hilarious, fun, funny, humorous, sexy, red, love letter
$4.00
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