New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit”

New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit”New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit”New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit”New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit”

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New Baby Congratulations Card, Funny, "Sucking at the Tit”

COC-B003 | Greeting Card
FRONT
I know your new baby is going to give the world just what it needs.

INSIDE
More poo, more screaming, and more sucking at the tit.

Some people aren't too crazy about babies. They're all into population control, personal freedom, and keeping kids out of restaurants. This funny new baby congratulations card is for those people to give to their friends.

Perfect for...
Any friend, sister, brother, aunt, or uncle who's having a new baby.

Occasions include...
Congratulations on your new baby spawn!

Helpful descriptors...
sarcastic, evil, mean, funny, humorous, baby rattle

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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