




Funny Congratulations Card for New Graduate, "Workisms”
COE-G001 | Greeting Card
FRONT
Root cause. Mitigating risk. Synergy. Touch base. Going forward. At the end of the day. Game plan. Multi-tasking. Solutions. Best practices. Change management. Red herring. Low-hanging fruit. Action plan. Out-of-box thinking. Top-of-mind. Paradigm. Core competencies. Open door policy. Initiatives. Knowledge management. Win-win-win. Empowered. Skills transfer. Ping him. Analysis paralysis. Living document. Proactive. Total quality management. Turn-key. Re-engineer. All-hands. Skill set. Deliverables. Change agent. On the same page. Optimize. Efficiency. The Pareto principle. Integrated approach. Big picture. ROI. Methodology. Key anything. Herding cats. Bring your a-game. Framework. Dog and pony show. Leverage. Utilize. Go the extra mile. Vertical markets. Scalable. Benchmarking. Be that as it may. Sustainable. Framework. Implementation. White space. Real estate. Streamline. Proof of concept. Do the heavy lifting. Mission critical. Ramp up. Manage expectations. Push the envelope. Mission critical. That said. Take it to the next level. It is what it is. Hit the ground running. Rightsizing. Better, faster, smarter. The elephant in the room. Carbon neutral. On steroids. Work-life balance. Throw under the bus. Resonate. Too many chiefs and not enough Indians. Come to Jesus moment. No brainer.
INSIDE
Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to your new vocabulary.
Root cause. Mitigating risk. Synergy. Touch base. Going forward. At the end of the day. Game plan. Multi-tasking. Solutions. Best practices. Change management. Red herring. Low-hanging fruit. Action plan. Out-of-box thinking. Top-of-mind. Paradigm. Core competencies. Open door policy. Initiatives. Knowledge management. Win-win-win. Empowered. Skills transfer. Ping him. Analysis paralysis. Living document. Proactive. Total quality management. Turn-key. Re-engineer. All-hands. Skill set. Deliverables. Change agent. On the same page. Optimize. Efficiency. The Pareto principle. Integrated approach. Big picture. ROI. Methodology. Key anything. Herding cats. Bring your a-game. Framework. Dog and pony show. Leverage. Utilize. Go the extra mile. Vertical markets. Scalable. Benchmarking. Be that as it may. Sustainable. Framework. Implementation. White space. Real estate. Streamline. Proof of concept. Do the heavy lifting. Mission critical. Ramp up. Manage expectations. Push the envelope. Mission critical. That said. Take it to the next level. It is what it is. Hit the ground running. Rightsizing. Better, faster, smarter. The elephant in the room. Carbon neutral. On steroids. Work-life balance. Throw under the bus. Resonate. Too many chiefs and not enough Indians. Come to Jesus moment. No brainer.
INSIDE
Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to your new vocabulary.
If you've worked in corporate America, you have heard every bit of jargon on this card. So what better way to welcome a new graduate into the workforce than with this hilarious graduation congratulations card? We'll tell you. There is no better way.
Perfect for...
For your graduating friends, colleagues, nieces, nephews, brothers and sisters. College or high school.
Occasions include...
Congratulations on graduation from college or high school.
Helpful descriptors...
funny, humorous, hilarious, sarcastic, snarky, clever, verbose
For your graduating friends, colleagues, nieces, nephews, brothers and sisters. College or high school.
Occasions include...
Congratulations on graduation from college or high school.
Helpful descriptors...
funny, humorous, hilarious, sarcastic, snarky, clever, verbose
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