Funny Wedding Card for Wife, "Please Don't Get Fat”

Funny Wedding Card for Wife, "Please Don't Get Fat”Funny Wedding Card for Wife, "Please Don't Get Fat”Funny Wedding Card for Wife, "Please Don't Get Fat”Funny Wedding Card for Wife, "Please Don't Get Fat”

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Funny Wedding Card for Wife, "Please Don't Get Fat”

COE-W001 | Greeting Card
FRONT
For my darling bride…

INSIDE
Please don't get fat.

Yeah, we know this is mean. After all, what girl wants to be told "get fat and I'm outta here". But, for the health conscious ones out there, this funny wedding card is hilarious for your new wife. Just be prepared for a bitchslap if she's a bit stressed out over the wedding.

Perfect for...
For your new bride or fiancé, preferably on your wedding day.

Occasions include...
A funny wedding card on your romantic wedding day.

Helpful descriptors...
humorous, funny, sarcastic, snarky, hilarious, bride

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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