Hilarious Thank You Greeting Card or Note, "No Sex”

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Hilarious Thank You Greeting Card or Note, "No Sex”

COT-K004 | Greeting Card
FRONT
Thank you. I really appreciate what you did.

INSIDE
But I'm not having sex with you.

Let's say some guy friend installs something for you. Or a lady friend gives you some good advice. Nobody deserves nookie for such simple tasks. Give this thank you card instead.

Perfect for...
Give this to a man, woman, him, her, friend, boyfriend, anyone.

Occasions include...
Say "Thank you" with this card or use it as a thank you note. Show your gratitude.

Helpful descriptors...
humorous, funny, sarcastic, strange, weird, clever

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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