Funny Christmas Card, Adult, "Some Mistletoe, Kiss Someone Else”

Funny Christmas Card, Adult, "Some Mistletoe, Kiss Someone Else”Funny Christmas Card, Adult, "Some Mistletoe, Kiss Someone Else”Funny Christmas Card, Adult, "Some Mistletoe, Kiss Someone Else”Funny Christmas Card, Adult, "Some Mistletoe, Kiss Someone Else”

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Funny Christmas Card, Adult, "Some Mistletoe, Kiss Someone Else”

CSW-C002 | Greeting Card
FRONT
Here's some mistletoe…

INSIDE
May you find someone who isn't me.

At the office party, some people seem to think mistletoe is an excuse to shove their tongues down your throat. Give those creepy weirdoes a funny Christmas card to make your point clear: "You touch me, you die."

Perfect for...
Any friend or colleague who would find this card funny.

Occasions include...
Give it at Christmas, during the holiday season, to say "Seasons Greetings".

Helpful descriptors...
funny, humorous, mistletoe, kissing, mean, rude

$4.00

About Flytrap Cards

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
  • Printed on heavy textured cover stock
  • Envelope color varies
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