12 Funny Mini Friendship Cards, "Snarky Little Friendly Notes”

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12 Funny Mini Friendship Cards, "Snarky Little Friendly Notes”

LLN-F001 | Little Mini Notes
THESE MINI NOTES SAY...
 
  1. You're so much fun to be around. When you're not bitching, I mean.
  2. You make me laugh. Sometimes I even pee in my pants a little.
  3. You're so reliable. You're like a super duper tampon.
  4. I would like to formally thank you for not having a penis.
  5. I'm glad I chose you. It was between you and some Jimmy Choos. I saved 0.
  6. Ponder the plight of the dragonfly. While you're doing that, I'll be stealing your shoes.
  7. Don't ever leave me. Because, you know, I'd stalk you.
  8. I like you even when you're not perfect. Which is a lot.
  9. I'm glad you're not my family. If you were, you'd be as screwed up as they are.
  10. I'm glad we're not the kind of friends who keep a tally of who owes who what. (6.52)
  11. Thank you for being alive. If you died, I'd kill you.
  12. I hope you do something you truly love today. Eh, even if you don't love him.

Your friends will love these funny little sarcastic flat cards. You can use them as gift tags, as mini birthday cards, or as quick little "hellos" to give your friends a smile.

Perfect for...
friend, woman, women, her

Occasions include...
thinking of you, just because, hello, birthday, anytime

Helpful descriptors...
sarcastic, snarky, witty, smart, clever

$12.00

About Flytrap Littles

  • Size of Mini Flat Cards: 3.5" x 2" (8.9 cm x 5.1 cm)
    Box: 3.625" x 2.25" x .25" (9.2 cm x 5.7 cm x .64 cm)
  • 12 cards per box
  • Box color may vary
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