12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”

12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”

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12 Funny Love & Sex Notes for Him , "Smart Little Love Note”

LLN-L001 | Little Mini Notes
THESE MINI NOTES SAY...
 
  1. Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, "Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!"
  2. You're the bestest lover ever. Next to that horse, I mean.
  3. I [heart] you! Isn't that cute? I said I heart you instead of I love you! I'm pretty cute, aren't I?
  4. Want to poke me?
  5. You're so funny. Sometimes I even pee in my pants a little.
  6. I want to make 10,000 babies with you. Okay, I don't actually want the babies.
  7. You're a triple threat. Good looks, brains, and a great sense of humor. Shame you're not a gazillionaire.
  8. Thank you for loving me even when I'm a bitch.
  9. You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean.
  10. Baby, you're hung like a whale. At least, that's what I tell all my girlfriends.
  11. I love you even when you're annoying. Not as much, but I still love you.
  12. Thank you for being more supportive than a jock strap.

Boyfriends, husbands, and lovers just love these humorous mini flat cards. They're edgy and smart with a little sexy thrown in. Sneak them into any hiding place or use them to say "hello".

Perfect for...
boyfriend, husband, spouse, partner, lover

Occasions include...
hello, hi, thinking of you, I love you, just because, anniversary, Valentine's Day

Helpful descriptors...
snarky, smart, clever, witty

$12.00

About Flytrap Littles

  • Size of Mini Flat Cards: 3.5" x 2" (8.9 cm x 5.1 cm)
    Box: 3.625" x 2.25" x .25" (9.2 cm x 5.7 cm x .64 cm)
  • 12 cards per box
  • Box color may vary
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