12 Funny Fake Parking Tickets, "Obnoxious Little Parking Notes”

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12 Funny Fake Parking Tickets, "Obnoxious Little Parking Notes”

LLN-P001 | Little Mini Notes
THESE MINI NOTES SAY...
 
  1. If you park sideways next time, you'll be able to take up four or five spaces instead of just two.
  2. I hope you're having a lovely day! Just wanted to give you a quick and friendly note to let you know you park like an asshole!
  3. On behalf of more intelligent and respectful people everywhere, please stop parking like a jerk. Thank you in advance.
  4. You park like an idiot.
  5. Newsflash! It is not you, terrible driver, around which the sun revolves. Try parking like a normal person next time.
  6. People who park like you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
  7. May you suffer from acute diarrhea for parking like such a moron.
  8. I guess a person needs a lot more intelligence than you have to avoid parking sideways like that.
  9. I bet you screw as poorly as you park.
  10. Hey, Buttmunch! The idea of parking is to stay between the lines!
  11. Please stop parking like an ass. Never mind. Forget the please.
  12. You're an idiot.

Get back at people who park like jerks with these funny fake parking tickets. Perfect for anyone with road rage who needs a birthday gift, stocking stuffer, or a quick "hello". Very popular!

Perfect for...
man, him, friend, brother, dad, woman, her, girlfriend, wife,om

Occasions include...
birthday, Christmas, stocking stuffer, Hanukkah, hello, gag gift

Helpful descriptors...
hilarious, mean, angry, adult

$12.00

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  • Size of Mini Flat Cards: 3.5" x 2" (8.9 cm x 5.1 cm)
    Box: 3.625" x 2.25" x .25" (9.2 cm x 5.7 cm x .64 cm)
  • 12 cards per box
  • Box color may vary
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