These funny greeting cards (and other products) make smart people laugh. Period. You give them, your friends laugh, and before you know it you're rolling on the floor laughing hysterically at something hilarious. It's true. It happens every time, we're pretty sure. We hope. Okay, we don't know anything. But it should happen. In a perfect, greeting card world.

Our adult greeting cards and Littles are also incredibly popular. A little mature, a little sexy, a little naughty, they are the best cards for Valentine's Day, your anniversary, your lover's birthday, or any time you just want to say "hello" to another grown up. Please. We implore you. Leave the kids at home.

Honestly, some of the stuff in our store even makes our own hair hurt. Here are our most evil cards and whatnot for those times when you want to hit something but are better off laughing. If you're looking for humorous evil, you've come to the right place.

Want to get lucky? We have a card for that. Our sexy cards are almost completely guaranteed to get you some. Sex, that is. So give them on your anniversary, Valentine's Day, birthdays, or just to say "I love you" with a greeting card. Boyfriends and girlfriends, husbands and wives, even gay and lesbian partners can find something to ramp up their sex lives. Get on with it!

These humorous birthday cards are sarcastic, hilarious, and guaranteed to be the life of any party. You don't even need other people. Our funny cards can carry the whole thing! Okay, we lied. You'll need alcohol. And other humans. And plenty of food and party hats. Maybe even a pi¤ata.

Most of us look forward to retirement within a few weeks of starting work. We have a funny, clever retirement cards perfect for friends, moms, dads, aunts, uncles, grandparents and even coworkers. Say "congratulations" with style and humor. Oh, and please don't forget the sarcasm.

We promise. These love and sex cards are going to get your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner all riled up for action. They're funny, sassy, sexy, and designed to help our customers get lucky. Statistics have shown that giving sexy love cards improves peoples' sex lives. Yeah, we just made that up. But it's probably true. Sometimes.

The perfect way to make your best friends laugh. If they're smart enough. These greeting cards and gifts are perfect for any occasion, including just because, birthdays, holidays, or any time you want to say "hello" to someone you love.

Say "hello" to anyone you know with these funny hello cards and other paper goods. These Flytrap products are perfect for any occasion, any person, and any mood. What a great way to let someone know you're thinking of them -- just because.

The best way to say "thanks" is by giving someone a boat. Or maybe a pony. Next best? Any of these funny thank you notes and cards show gratitude while giving back the gift of hysterical laughter. If you can't (or won't) give them a boat (you jerk), the very least you can do is make them laugh.

Nobody wants another pink or blue "congratulations on your new baby" greeting card. At least, nobody with a lick of sense. Step away from trite with Flytrap. Give your friends a unique, funny new baby card so they can laugh instead of cry at what they've done.

People do spectacular things. Say "congrats" with greeting cards that are funny, unique, and perfectly adult. Then pick up some foodstuffs to help your friends celebrate their coups. So you can make them fat while they wallow in inordinate success.

Give those high school and college graduates a funny, edgy greeting card that informs them life won't be so simple anymore. The outcomes of all night partying and hanging out with friends may lead to living in a dumpster behind the grab & run.

Funny, unique wedding or marriage greeting cards for the couples, brides, and grooms (straight, gay, and lesbian) who are taking the big commitment leap. Send them some humor to launch their next adventure. Or, maybe, a warning?

So many life occasions are worthy of a funny greeting card. New babies, graduation, get well, retirement, congratulations, and most of all thank you. Get your fill right here.

Flytrap has some of the best Valentines around, hands down. Funny, sexy, provocative. The best part? Flytrap Valentines result in sex almost every time. Isn't that amazing! We've never taken a poll, but we're pretty sure this is true. So shop for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner. And laugh. Hard. (Wink.)

Easter isn't about Jesus anymore, is it? It's about impossible creatures, too much candy, and wasted eggs. Say "Happy Easter" a little differently this year. With sarcasm and humor. Which is what Jesus would do, if he were around.

Unique, funny greeting cards for Passover (or Pesach, if you call it that). If you don't want to be somber for the seder, make your friends and family laugh instead. These are perfectly inappropriate while everyone's wearing the yarmulke and asking questions.

Mom's rock. Make sure your mom gets a funny Mother's Day card from Flytrap. These products that are all but guaranteed to put a smile on mom's face. Unless her sense of humor isn't quite warped enough. In which case, find something with flowers and rainbows instead. (We don't have that here.)

If your dad is funny, loves humorous cards, and has more than a lick of sense, he's going to love these hilarious Father's Day cards. Suck up to dad this year with humor. And he might finally get you a pony for making him laugh.

Halloween. The season of pumpkins, ghosts, vampires, superheroes, and 20something girls dressed like hookers. What a great time of year to send a funny greeting card to your friends. Have a spookdrunkular Halloween!

We have some of the best Christmas cards you'll find online or in stores. They're endlessly funny, terribly inappropriate, and make the perfect Christmas greeting cards for friends and family alike. Happy red Santas, decorated trees, and colorful gifts abound with that old Flytrap sarcasm inside. Merry Christmas!

There really aren't enough funny, edgy Hanukkah greeting cards around, are there? Flytrap intends to change that with this collection of hilarious cards for your Jewish friends and family. Happy Hanukkah!

Not a Christian or a Jew? Don't even know what Kwanzaa is? No? Perhaps our funny holiday greeting cards are for you. Celebrate the season without offending anyone's religion. Probably? But really? we can't make any guarantees. We don't know who your friends are. Happy Holidays!

Get funny, sarcastic cards for family right here, including every family member. Mom's birthday? Check. First time grandparent? Check. You'll even find love cards for husbands and wives, birthday cards for brothers and sisters, and some of the best Mother's Day and Father's Day cards around.

If you've got friends (let's hope you do), we've got some sarcastic, funny cards for them. And we have all occasions, including hello cards, birthday cards, even funny friendship cards to say, "You're sarcastic as hell. And I like it." Give your friends some humor to make their Mondays a little less gloomy.

We're betting that our funny, sexy love cards will not only make your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner laugh, but will also help you get lucky a bit more often. Why? Because that's what we created them for! Who could ask for more?

Sometimes, you want to give a funny greeting card to a coworker or someone you don't know so well. Here's your chance. These shouldn't offend anyone too much, if at all. We think. Maybe. But we can't make any promises, mkay?

We try to stay away from evil, mean, antagonistic stuff. But, depending on how delicate someone's sensibilities are, these mean cards and other things are a bit more rude than most. Only give them to people who don't cry at greeting card ads, when fuzzy pink bunnies get injured, or whenever they blink.

Sometimes, you can't say it with just a few words. You need to beat that decaying horse a little harder to get your point across. These funny cards (and other products) with lots and lots of extra words should help. They're always popular, hilarious, and highly expressive.

Sarcastic cards are our specialty, after all. So whenever you want to snark up someone's birthday, sarcasm-ify any holiday, or just add some edge to a friend's life, our sarcastic greeting cards, little notes, sticky notes, and other paper goods are funny, edgy, and almost always bring a smile.

We crack ourselves up. Enjoy these terrifically hilarious greeting cards and other paper goods when you need to make someone double over and snort liquid from his nose. You'll find birthday cards, Christmas cards, sticky notes and tons of other hilarious stuff to get your friends laughing hysterically.

Humorous, sarcastic greeting cards are what we do best. So whether you want to say Happy Birthday, Happy Valentine's Day, Merry Christmas, I Love You, or just plain ol' Hello, these humorous cards are a beautiful, tangible way to get your message across. With humor!

We created Littles so people could leave a drop of humor just about anywhere -- on mirrors, in shoes, on milk cartons, or wherever! Business card-sized and sold in packs of 12, these humorous cards are fantabulously unique.

If you're a writer, these guided writing journals will make you Love, Laugh, Boink, and Thank just a little better. Loaded with fun quote and unusual writing topics, they make unique (and funny) birthday, anniversary, Valentine, and Christmas gifts.

Want to get a little naughty this year? Or maybe you want to be more funny. These funny anniversary cards give you both. Amazing, huh? And they're almost completely guaranteed to help you get lucky! But it IS your anniversary, so that should be part of the deal regardless.

Sticky notes are handy, aren't they? Leave a message, hope it sticks. These funny sticky notes (not Post-It brand) are funny and modern while allowing you to leave a quick message. We especially like these sticky notepads for birthday presents, Christmas gifts, or (most of all) as funny stocking stuffers.