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Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms
 

FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CAT-D001

$4.00
Funny Quotes Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Momisms Funny Quotes Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Momisms
 

FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CAT-M001

$4.00
Humorous Geek Birthday Card / Facebook Humorous Geek Birthday Card / Facebook
 

FRONT Happy Birthday.

INSIDE I got you this card so you wouldn't bitch at me for only writing on your Facebook wall.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E003

$4.00
Unusual, Funny Birthday Card / Insignificant Age Unusual, Funny Birthday Card / Insignificant Age
 

FRONT Happy Birthday.

INSIDE You've just turned an insignificant age that nobody really cares about.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E006

$4.00
Naughty, Funny Birthday Card / Inappropriate for 8-Year-Olds Naughty, Funny Birthday Card / Inappropriate for 8-Year-Olds
 

FRONT Bad: Sex, drugs, lobster, driving fast. Good: Ice cream, hot dogs, climbing trees, playing with little kids.

INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're not 8 anymore. Reverse the lists.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E008

$4.00
Funny, Clever Love Card / You Not Jesus Funny, Clever Love Card / You Not Jesus
 

FRONT I'm so glad I found you.

INSIDE Instead of Jesus.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H001

$4.00
Funny Love & Sex Greeting Card / What I Love About You Funny Love & Sex Greeting Card / What I Love About You
 

FRONT A naughty, funny list of loveable things.

INSIDE [ blank ]

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H009

$4.00
Funny, Romantic Love Greeting Card / Long Term Short Term Funny, Romantic Love Greeting Card / Long Term Short Term
 

FRONT My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was.

INSIDE For the short term, I just want you to do me.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-S001

$4.00
Funny, Kinky Adult Greeting Card / Especially Your Dick Funny, Kinky Adult Greeting Card / Especially Your Dick
 

FRONT I love everything about you.

INSIDE Especially your dick.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-S002

$4.00

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