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About Flytrap Cards & Gifts
Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
— George Bernard ShawA short list of things that matter to us
Sure, we could bore you with a list of company values that includes things like, "Our Customers Come First" and "Quality Bersklibbet Mar Fanzabub". But that's all puppyfluff. We're a little different.- The combination of beauty, intelligence, and wit makes all things better.
- Good enough isn't good enough. Unless our customers are visibly trembling with delight upon receipt of our products, we're doing it wrong.
- Collaboration over dictatorship, innovation over tradition, and logic over emotion.
- Pushing the boundaries of acceptable behavior.
- Achieving world domination by the year 2096.
- That humans are responsible for being responsible.
- Brevity.