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Funny, Clever Love Card / You Not Jesus Funny, Clever Love Card / You Not Jesus
 

FRONT I'm so glad I found you.

INSIDE Instead of Jesus.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H001

$4.00
Romantic, Unique Love Card / I'd Give Up Sex For You Romantic, Unique Love Card / I'd Give Up Sex For You
 

FRONT I'd give up anything for you.

INSIDE Especially sex.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H002

$4.00
Romantic, Funny Greeting Card / You're Too Good For Me Romantic, Funny Greeting Card / You're Too Good For Me
 

FRONT Sometimes I think you're just too good for me.

INSIDE Not really. Everyone else knows it, too.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H003

$4.00
Funny, Naughty Love Card / I'm Hotter Than You Funny, Naughty Love Card / I'm Hotter Than You
 

FRONT Every time I look at you, I just feel so lucky.

INSIDE That you'll never leave me, since I'm so much hotter than you.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H004

$4.00
Unique, Snarky Love Greeting Card / Never Give Up On You Unique, Snarky Love Greeting Card / Never Give Up On You
 

FRONT I'll never give up on you.

INSIDE At least, not until you're old or fat or broke.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H005

$4.00
Funny, Sweet Love Greeting Card / I Love Ewe Funny, Sweet Love Greeting Card / I Love Ewe
 

FRONT I love ewe.

INSIDE Not sheep, you perv! It's a pun. It's like I said I love YOU, but cuter. I'm pretty cute, aren't I?

Greeting Card
#CLV-H006

$4.00
Unusual, Funny Love and Sex Greeting Card / Triple Threat Unusual, Funny Love and Sex Greeting Card / Triple Threat
 

FRONT You're a triple threat. Looks, brains, and a great sense of humor.

INSIDE Too bad you're not a gazillionaire.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H007

$4.00
Naughty, Funny Adult Love Greeting Card / Whoring Around Naughty, Funny Adult Love Greeting Card / Whoring Around
 

FRONT I'm so glad we're in a committed relationship now.

INSIDE I was getting tired of whoring around.

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H008

$4.00
Funny Love & Sex Greeting Card / What I Love About You Funny Love & Sex Greeting Card / What I Love About You
 

FRONT A naughty, funny list of loveable things.

INSIDE [ blank ]

 Greeting Card
#CLV-H009

$4.00

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