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Birthday
Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms
 

FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CAT-D001

$4.00
Funny Belated or Late Birthday Card / You're Not Important Funny Belated or Late Birthday Card / You're Not Important
 

FRONT I'm sorry I forgot your birthday.

INSIDE I'm even more sorry that you're not important enough to remember on time.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-B001

$4.00
Funny Father Birthday Card / Best or Worst Dad Ever Funny Father Birthday Card / Best or Worst Dad Ever
 

FRONT Happy Birthday to the best dad ever!

INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-D001

$4.00
Funny Father Quotes Birthday Card / Dadisms Funny Father Quotes Birthday Card / Dadisms
 

FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CBD-D002

$4.00
Humorous, Snarky Birthday Card / With Age Comes Wisdom Humorous, Snarky Birthday Card / With Age Comes Wisdom
 

FRONT With age comes wisdom.

INSIDE And with wisdom comes the realization that you're actually quite boring.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E001

$4.00
Snarky, Unique Birthday Card / Get Over Yourself Snarky, Unique Birthday Card / Get Over Yourself
 

FRONT Birthdays come but once per year!

INSIDE But everyone has one, so get over yourself.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E002

$4.00
Humorous Geek Birthday Card / Facebook Humorous Geek Birthday Card / Facebook
 

FRONT Happy Birthday.

INSIDE I got you this card so you wouldn't bitch at me for only writing on your Facebook wall.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E003

$4.00
Funny Aging Birthday Card / Another Year Older Than Me Funny Aging Birthday Card / Another Year Older Than Me
 

FRONT Happy Birthday! Here's to another year…

INSIDE … older than me. Sucks to be you.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E004

$4.00
Unique, Humor Birthday Card / No Gift for You Unique, Humor Birthday Card / No Gift for You
 

FRONT I'm sorry I only got you a card for your birthday.

INSIDE Not really. You're lucky you got anything.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E005

$4.00

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