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Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
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Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms
 

FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CAT-D001

$4.00
Funny Quotes Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Momisms Funny Quotes Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Momisms
 

FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CAT-M001

$4.00
Sarcastic Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Junk Food Isn't Love Sarcastic Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Junk Food Isn't Love
 

FRONT Mom, I'd like to thank you for all the Spaghetti-Os and Mac-n-Cheese meals you made me over the years.

INSIDE I must have really meant a lot to you.

 Greeting Card
#CAT-M002

$4.00
Funny Father Birthday Card / Best or Worst Dad Ever Funny Father Birthday Card / Best or Worst Dad Ever
 

FRONT Happy Birthday to the best dad ever!

INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-D001

$4.00
Funny Father Quotes Birthday Card / Dadisms Funny Father Quotes Birthday Card / Dadisms
 

FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CBD-D002

$4.00
Funny Aging Birthday Card / Another Year Older Than Me Funny Aging Birthday Card / Another Year Older Than Me
 

FRONT Happy Birthday! Here's to another year…

INSIDE … older than me. Sucks to be you.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E004

$4.00
Funny, Witty Birthday Card / Your Favorite Sibling Funny, Witty Birthday Card / Your Favorite Sibling
 

FRONT Happy Birthday to my favorite sibling!

INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're mom and dad's favorite. Not mine.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-F001

$4.00
Funny Mother Birthday Card / Best or Worst Mom Ever Funny Mother Birthday Card / Best or Worst Mom Ever
 

FRONT Happy Birthday to the best mom ever!

INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst mom ever. I really wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-M001

$4.00
Funny Quotes Mom Birthday Card / Momisms Funny Quotes Mom Birthday Card / Momisms
 

FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CBD-M002

$4.00

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