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Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms
 

FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CAT-D001

$4.00
Funny Quotes Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Momisms Funny Quotes Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Momisms
 

FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text.

INSIDE [blank]

 Greeting Card
#CAT-M001

$4.00
Funny Belated or Late Birthday Card / You're Not Important Funny Belated or Late Birthday Card / You're Not Important
 

FRONT I'm sorry I forgot your birthday.

INSIDE I'm even more sorry that you're not important enough to remember on time.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-B001

$4.00
Humorous, Snarky Birthday Card / With Age Comes Wisdom Humorous, Snarky Birthday Card / With Age Comes Wisdom
 

FRONT With age comes wisdom.

INSIDE And with wisdom comes the realization that you're actually quite boring.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E001

$4.00
Unique, Humor Birthday Card / No Gift for You Unique, Humor Birthday Card / No Gift for You
 

FRONT I'm sorry I only got you a card for your birthday.

INSIDE Not really. You're lucky you got anything.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E005

$4.00
Unusual, Funny Birthday Card / Insignificant Age Unusual, Funny Birthday Card / Insignificant Age
 

FRONT Happy Birthday.

INSIDE You've just turned an insignificant age that nobody really cares about.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E006

$4.00
Hilarious, Sarcastic Birthday Card / Should I Say More? Hilarious, Sarcastic Birthday Card / Should I Say More?
 

FRONT Happy Birthday.

INSIDE What? Am I supposed to say something else?

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E007

$4.00
Funny, Sarcastic Birthday Card / Could This Be Your Last? Funny, Sarcastic Birthday Card / Could This Be Your Last?
 

FRONT Happy Birthday!

INSIDE Could this one be your last?

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E017

$4.00
Funny, Rude Birthday Card / No Present for You Funny, Rude Birthday Card / No Present for You
 

FRONT Happy Birthday to a very special parson.

INSIDE Here's a card and nothing else.

 Greeting Card
#CBD-E018

$4.00

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