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Congratulations
Funny New Baby or Parent Greeting Card / Enjoy the Poo Funny New Baby or Parent Greeting Card / Enjoy the Poo
 

FRONT Congratulations on your new baby girl!

INSIDE Enjoy the poo.

 Greeting Card
#COC-B001

$4.00
Funny Baby Boy, New Parent Greeting Card / Enjoy the Poo Funny Baby Boy, New Parent Greeting Card / Enjoy the Poo
 

FRONT Congratulations on your new baby boy!

INSIDE Enjoy the poo.

 Greeting Card
#COC-B002

$4.00
Funny, Snarky New Baby, Parent Greeting Card / Tit-Sucking Funny, Snarky New Baby, Parent Greeting Card / Tit-Sucking
 

FRONT I know your new baby is going to give the world just what it needs.

INSIDE More poo, more screaming, and more sucking at the tit.

 Greeting Card
#COC-B003

$4.00
Funny, Snarky New Grandparent Card / Share Diapers Funny, Snarky New Grandparent Card / Share Diapers
 

FRONT Congratulations on becoming a grandparent.

INSIDE Now you have someone to share diapers with!

 Greeting Card
#COC-B004

$4.00
Witty, Sarcastic Congratulations Card / What Did You Do? Witty, Sarcastic Congratulations Card / What Did You Do?
 

FRONT Congratulations

INSIDE Now what did you do again?

 Greeting Card
#COC-E001

$4.00
Funny Puppy Congratulations Card / What a Mess Funny Puppy Congratulations Card / What a Mess
 

FRONT Congratulations on your new puppy.

INSIDE And advance congratulations on your new shoes, sofa, and carpet!

 Greeting Card
#COC-E002

$4.00
Funny, Smart Graduation Greeting Card / Workisms Funny, Smart Graduation Greeting Card / Workisms
 

FRONT A list of workplace jargon that makes people want to shove icepicks in their ears. Click for more.

INSIDE Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to your new vocabulary.

 Greeting Card
#COE-G001

$4.00
Edgy, Unique Graduation Greeting Card / Coffee Classes Edgy, Unique Graduation Greeting Card / Coffee Classes
 

FRONT Congratulations, Graduate!

INSIDE I hope you took classes on how to make coffee for people dumber than you.

 Greeting Card
#COE-G002

$4.00