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About Flytrap Cards & Gifts
Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.

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12 Funny, Geek Notes for Dad / Clever Little Dad Coupons 12 Funny, Geek Notes for Dad / Clever Little Dad Coupons
 

Twelve hilarious coupons for your dad. Including, "Give me no money for an entire month, no matter how much I beg. Even if I mention starvation." And "Fart at will for a full day! Note: This would be a great way to get me out of your house." Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Funny, Unique Mini Cards / Sassy Little Dad Coupons 12 Funny, Unique Mini Cards / Sassy Little Dad Coupons
 

Twelve hilarious coupons for your dad. Including, "One dinner out for just the two of us at the restaurant of your choice. You're buying, right?" And "A pony! Oops. I'm sorry. That's what I always wanted and never got. Not you." Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Funny, Dirty Love Notes / Kinky Little Naughty Coupons 12 Funny, Dirty Love Notes / Kinky Little Naughty Coupons
 

Twelve naughty coupons for your spouse, boyfriend, or lover. Including, " One full blow job. Swallowed." And "Spend a weekend with me living out our naughtiest sexual fantasies." Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Fun, Kinky Love Notes / Saucy Little Love Coupons 12 Fun, Kinky Love Notes / Saucy Little Love Coupons
 

Twelve sweet and kinky coupons for your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover. Including, "Get laid without any foreplay." And "A home-cooked meal of your choice." Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Funny, Adult Mother Notes / Silly Mom-ish Coupons 12 Funny, Adult Mother Notes / Silly Mom-ish Coupons
 

Twelve funny coupons for your mom or mother-in-law. Including, " A holiday dinner that someone else cooks. " And "Give a piece of household advice that I accept graciously and am required to fulfill. " Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Funny Kids Lunch Cards / Smart Little Offspring Notes 12 Funny Kids Lunch Cards / Smart Little Offspring Notes
 

Twelve sweet, funny lunch notes for each of your kids. Including, "Enjoy your lunch! I hope you don't find any worms in it." And "I hope you know how talented you are." Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Funny, Unique Mini Cards / Snarky Little Friendly Notes 12 Funny, Unique Mini Cards / Snarky Little Friendly Notes
 

Twelve fabulous Littles for all of your friends. Including, " I'm glad I chose you. It was between you and some Jimmy Choos. I saved 0." And " I'm glad we're not the kind of friends who keep a tally of who owes who what. (6.52) " Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Witty, Clever Mini Love Cards / Smart Little Love Notes 12 Witty, Clever Mini Love Cards / Smart Little Love Notes
 

Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.

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$12.00


12 Kinky, Funny Mini Sex Cards / Naughty Little Sex Notes 12 Kinky, Funny Mini Sex Cards / Naughty Little Sex Notes
 

Twelve dirty, nasty mini notes for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " I really wish your tongue was here. " And "You make me smile. But I like it better when you make me scream. " Click product details for more.

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$12.00