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Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
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Witty, Sarcastic Father's Day Card / Best or Worst Dad Witty, Sarcastic Father's Day Card / Best or Worst Dad
 

FRONT Happy Father's Day to the best dad ever!

INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.

 Greeting Card
#CSU-F002

$4.00
Funny, Just Plain Wrong Father's Day Card / Mom Puts Out Funny, Just Plain Wrong Father's Day Card / Mom Puts Out
 

FRONT Dad, this Father's Day I want to send a special thank you for bringing me into this world.

INSIDE And to mom for putting out that night.

 Greeting Card
#CSU-F003

$4.00
Weird, Funny Father's Day Card / Thanks for Not Beating Me Weird, Funny Father's Day Card / Thanks for Not Beating Me
 

FRONT Happy Father's Day, Dad. I know I don't say it often enough…

INSIDE But thanks for not beating me.

 Greeting Card
#CSU-F005

$4.00
Funny Father's Day Greeting Card / Send Money Funny Father's Day Greeting Card / Send Money
 

FRONT Dad, I'm sorry for all the grief I caused you when I was a kid.

INSIDE Also, I need money.

 Greeting Card
#CSU-F006

$4.00
Funny, Clever Christmas Card / A Prostitute Gift Funny, Clever Christmas Card / A Prostitute Gift
 

FRONT For Christmas this year, you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots, a giving spirit, and lots of fun toys.

INSIDE That's right! A prostitute!

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C001

$4.00
Witty, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Some Mistletoe Witty, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Some Mistletoe
 

FRONT Here's some mistletoe…

INSIDE May you find someone who isn't me.

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C002

$4.00
Funny Christmas Card / Better Presents Than Jesus Funny Christmas Card / Better Presents Than Jesus
 

FRONT Merry Christmas.

INSIDE I bet you get better presents than Jesus did.

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C003

$4.00
Funny, Clever Christmas Greeting Card / Who's Jesus Funny, Clever Christmas Greeting Card / Who's Jesus
 

FRONT Happy reindeer, Santa, mistletoe, lots of presents, too much food, chocolate, and candy cane day!

INSIDE Who's Jesus?

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C004

$4.00
Edgy, Humor Christmas Greeting Card / Jesus Is Coming Edgy, Humor Christmas Greeting Card / Jesus Is Coming
 

FRONT Jesus is coming…

INSIDE And he's pissed off nobody got him any presents for his birthday.

 Greeting Card
#CSW-C005

$4.00

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