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Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
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Funny, Mean Marriage Card / Please Don't Get Fat Funny, Mean Marriage Card / Please Don't Get Fat
 

FRONT For my darling bride…

INSIDE Please don't get fat.

 Greeting Card
#COE-W001

$4.00
Funny, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Year-Long Marriage Funny, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Year-Long Marriage
 

FRONT For the happy couple, a toast!

INSIDE To your upcoming year-long marriage!

 Greeting Card
#COE-W002

$4.00
Rude, Hilarious Wedding Greeting Card / This Card is a Lie Rude, Hilarious Wedding Greeting Card / This Card is a Lie
 

FRONT You're so lucky to have her as your bride!

INSIDE (The front of this card was a lie. She's crazy, dude. Abort! Abort!)

 Greeting Card
#COE-W003

$4.00
Funny, Odd Wedding Greeting Card / One in a Million Funny, Odd Wedding Greeting Card / One in a Million
 

FRONT Congratulations on your wedding day! A couple like you is one in a million!

INSIDE Thank God…

 Greeting Card
#COE-W005

$4.00
Funny, Good Luck Greeting Card / Break a Leg So I'm Faster Funny, Good Luck Greeting Card / Break a Leg So I'm Faster
 

FRONT Break a leg!

INSIDE Seriously. Then I'll not only be smarter and funnier than you, I'll also be faster.

 Greeting Card
#COO-E001

$4.00
12 Funny, Dirty Love Notes / Kinky Little Naughty Coupons 12 Funny, Dirty Love Notes / Kinky Little Naughty Coupons
 

Twelve naughty coupons for your spouse, boyfriend, or lover. Including, " One full blow job. Swallowed." And "Spend a weekend with me living out our naughtiest sexual fantasies." Click product details for more.

 Little Mini Notes
#LLC-L001

$12.00
12 Fun, Kinky Love Notes / Saucy Little Love Coupons 12 Fun, Kinky Love Notes / Saucy Little Love Coupons
 

Twelve sweet and kinky coupons for your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover. Including, "Get laid without any foreplay." And "A home-cooked meal of your choice." Click product details for more.

 Little Mini Notes
#LLC-L002

$12.00
12 Witty, Clever Mini Love Cards / Smart Little Love Notes 12 Witty, Clever Mini Love Cards / Smart Little Love Notes
 

Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.

 Little Mini Notes
#LLN-L001

$12.00
12 Kinky, Funny Mini Sex Cards / Naughty Little Sex Notes 12 Kinky, Funny Mini Sex Cards / Naughty Little Sex Notes
 

Twelve dirty, nasty mini notes for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " I really wish your tongue was here. " And "You make me smile. But I like it better when you make me scream. " Click product details for more.

 Little Mini Notes
#LLN-L002

$12.00

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