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Based in Denver, Colorado, USA, Flytrap is an independent, small press greeting card and paper goods company. Our products are always funny, often sarcastic, and occasionally offensive. Don't hate us because we're edgy.
Flytrap | Funny, Witty, Clever, Naughty Cards & Paper Gifts
Naughty, funny greeting cards and gifts to celebrate anniversaries and get your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, or lover feeling rather kinky.
Give these unique, humorous cards and paper goods to friends, family, and lovers any time you want to make them laugh a little harder.
Funny, obnoxious birthday greeting cards for your friends, families, moms, dads, brothers, sisters, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, and lovers.
Simply the funniest greeting cards and gifts for Christmas. Sometimes irreverent, sometimes anti-religion. Always hilarious.
Unique and witty cards to congratulate people for things like a new baby, graduation, a promotion, a wedding, retirement and other life events.
Just because Jesus has been resurrected is no reason not to send a funny, irreverent Easter greeting card or gift to all the Christians you know.
Make dad laugh with funny, sarcastic greeting cards and paper gifts with an edge.
For Family (2 items)
Make your mom, dad, brother, sister, husband, or wife laugh longer with these funny, irreverent greeting cards and gifts from Flytrap.
12 Funny, Geek Notes for Dad / Clever Little Dad Coupons
Twelve hilarious coupons for your dad. Including, "Give me no money for an entire month, no matter how much I beg. Even if I mention starvation." And "Fart at will for a full day! Note: This would be a great way to get me out of your house." Click product details for more.
12 Funny, Unique Mini Cards / Sassy Little Dad Coupons
Twelve hilarious coupons for your dad. Including, "One dinner out for just the two of us at the restaurant of your choice. You're buying, right?" And "A pony! Oops. I'm sorry. That's what I always wanted and never got. Not you." Click product details for more.
Witty, clever greeting cards and gifts for friends' birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays, along with Christmas, Hanukkah, and Valentine's Day.
Get you some naughty, kinky, funny greeting cards and paper goods for your husband, wife, spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Gay and lesbian too.
Witty, clever cards for high school and college graduates who suddenly get to enter the workforce and realize how unimportant their GPA really was.
Greeting Cards (92 items)
We make smart people laugh. Funny, inappropriate, irreverent greeting cards for birthdays, love, anniversaries, holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah, and Valentines.
Adult, Funny Thank You Greeting Card / No Sex
FRONT Thank you. I really appreciate what you did.
INSIDE But I'm not having sex with you.
Clever Love Greeting Card / Thinking of You Naked
FRONT Thinking of you…
INSIDE … naked.
Clever, Funny Birthday Card / You Owe Me
FRONT Happy Birthday!
INSIDE There. I came to your party. Now you owe me.
Clever, Witty Birthday Card / No Gift Receipt
FRONT I hope you enjoy your present.
INSIDE If not, too bad. I forgot to ask for a gift receipt.
Edgy, Unique Graduation Greeting Card / Coffee Classes
FRONT Congratulations, Graduate!
INSIDE I hope you took classes on how to make coffee for people dumber than you.
Funny Aging Birthday Card / Another Year Older Than Me
FRONT Happy Birthday! Here's to another year…
INSIDE … older than me. Sucks to be you.
Funny Anytime Greeting Card / Lies Men Tell
FRONT I've never cheated. I'll call you. You don't look fat. I'm not married. My grandmother died. I made her come. We did it. She's just a friend.
INSIDE Lies men tell.
Funny Baby Boy, New Parent Greeting Card / Enjoy the Poo
FRONT Congratulations on your new baby boy!
INSIDE Enjoy the poo.
Funny Belated or Late Birthday Card / You're Not Important
FRONT I'm sorry I forgot your birthday.
INSIDE I'm even more sorry that you're not important enough to remember on time.
Funny Father Birthday Card / Best or Worst Dad Ever
FRONT Happy Birthday to the best dad ever!
INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.
Funny Father Quotes Birthday Card / Dadisms
FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.
INSIDE [blank]
Funny Just Because Greeting Card / Unique Means Weird
FRONT You're so unique!
INSIDE Unique means weird.
Funny Love & Sex Greeting Card / What I Love About You
FRONT A naughty, funny list of loveable things.
INSIDE [ blank ]
Funny Mother Birthday Card / Best or Worst Mom Ever
FRONT Happy Birthday to the best mom ever!
INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst mom ever. I really wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.
Funny New Baby or Parent Greeting Card / Enjoy the Poo
FRONT Congratulations on your new baby girl!
INSIDE Enjoy the poo.
Funny Puppy Congratulations Card / What a Mess
FRONT Congratulations on your new puppy.
INSIDE And advance congratulations on your new shoes, sofa, and carpet!
Funny Quotes Birthday or Father's Day Card / Dadisms
FRONT Things your dad used to say. View product detail for complete text.
INSIDE [blank]
Funny Quotes Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Momisms
FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text.
INSIDE [blank]
Funny Quotes Mom Birthday Card / Momisms
FRONT Things your mom used to say. View product detail for complete text.
INSIDE [blank]
Funny Sickness Greeting Card / Get Well or Stop Puking
FRONT Get well soon.
INSIDE Or at least stop puking so much. That shit's gross.
Funny Thank You Greeting Card / Thanks for Nothing
FRONT Thank you. I really appreciate what you did.
INSIDE Which was a whole lot of nothing.
Funny Wine Birthday Card / Better With Age
FRONT Wine gets better with age…
INSIDE People don't.
Funny, Adult Greeting Card / Why Are You Wearing Clothes?
FRONT I love you. You are everything I want in a partner… Click for naughty letter.
INSIDE Why are you still wearing clothes?
Funny, Clever Facebook Greeting Card / Everyone is Hiding You
FRONT Rude Awakening #2.
INSIDE Everyone is hiding you on Facebook.
Funny, Clever Love Card / You Not Jesus
FRONT I'm so glad I found you.
INSIDE Instead of Jesus.
Funny, Clever Thank You Greeting Card / No Money
FRONT Thank you. I really appreciate what you did.
INSIDE But I'm not giving you any money.
Funny, Good Luck Greeting Card / Break a Leg So I'm Faster
FRONT Break a leg!
INSIDE Seriously. Then I'll not only be smarter and funnier than you, I'll also be faster.
Funny, Kinky Adult Greeting Card / Especially Your Dick
FRONT I love everything about you.
INSIDE Especially your dick.
Funny, Love Apology Greeting Card / I'll Suck All Day
FRONT I'm sorry. I suck.
INSIDE And I'll suck all day if it'll help you forgive me.
Funny, Mean Marriage Card / Please Don't Get Fat
FRONT For my darling bride…
INSIDE Please don't get fat.
Funny, Mean Sympathy Greeting Card / Stop Crying, Pussy
FRONT I know it's hard, but please stop crying so much.
INSIDE Everyone already thinks you're a pussy.
Funny, Naughty Friendship Card / Birds and Bees
FRONT Birds do it… bees do it…
INSIDE Let's eat half our body weight and scour the countryside for quickies!
Funny, Naughty Love Card / I'm Hotter Than You
FRONT Every time I look at you, I just feel so lucky.
INSIDE That you'll never leave me, since I'm so much hotter than you.
Funny, Naughty Love Greeting Card / I Love You Now Do Me
FRONT I love you.
INSIDE Now do me.
Funny, Obnoxious Birthday Card / Older on the Outside
FRONT Happy Birthday! It's amazing you don't look any older!
INSIDE At least, not on the inside.
Funny, Obnoxious Halloween Greeting Card / Slut
FRONT Happy Halloween!
INSIDE Have fun looking like a slut!
Funny, Odd Wedding Greeting Card / One in a Million
FRONT Congratulations on your wedding day! A couple like you is one in a million!
INSIDE Thank God…
Funny, Religious Anytime Card / Jesus Loves You
FRONT Jesus loves you.
INSIDE Just not like your priest does.
Funny, Romantic Anniversary Card / Big Changes
FRONT For our anniversary, let's make some big changes.
INSIDE And by big changes, I mean let's change you. Big time.
Funny, Romantic Love Greeting Card / Long Term Short Term
FRONT My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was.
INSIDE For the short term, I just want you to do me.
Funny, Rude Birthday Card / No Present for You
FRONT Happy Birthday to a very special parson.
INSIDE Here's a card and nothing else.
Funny, Sarcastic Anniversary Card / I Hope You Get Lucky
FRONT Happy Anniversary!
INSIDE I hope you get lucky tonight.
Funny, Sarcastic Birthday Card / Could This Be Your Last?
FRONT Happy Birthday!
INSIDE Could this one be your last?
Funny, Sarcastic Birthday Card / Exciting Birthday
FRONT I hope you have an exciting birthday!
INSIDE But I know how hard that is for an old person.
Funny, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Year-Long Marriage
FRONT For the happy couple, a toast!
INSIDE To your upcoming year-long marriage!
Funny, Sarcastic Love Greeting Card / Cupid's Arrow
FRONT Cupid's arrow could not have hit a truer target...
INSIDE But enough about my ex, let's talk about you!
Funny, Smart Graduation Greeting Card / Workisms
FRONT A list of workplace jargon that makes people want to shove icepicks in their ears. Click for more.
INSIDE Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to your new vocabulary.
Funny, Snarky Greeting Card / Don't Hug Me
FRONT If you hug me right now…
INSIDE You'll come back with two bloody stumps.
Funny, Snarky Greeting Card / Friends Until Someone Moves
FRONT Friends like us are friends forever!
INSIDE Or until one of us moves.
Funny, Snarky New Baby, Parent Greeting Card / Tit-Sucking
FRONT I know your new baby is going to give the world just what it needs.
INSIDE More poo, more screaming, and more sucking at the tit.
Funny, Snarky New Grandparent Card / Share Diapers
FRONT Congratulations on becoming a grandparent.
INSIDE Now you have someone to share diapers with!
Funny, Strange Greeting Card / I Wish You Didn't Smell
FRONT Doesn't fresh coffee smell great in the morning?
INSIDE I wish you did.
Funny, Sweet Love Greeting Card / I Love Ewe
FRONT I love ewe.
INSIDE Not sheep, you perv! It's a pun. It's like I said I love YOU, but cuter. I'm pretty cute, aren't I?
Funny, Unique Birthday Card / Your Not-So-Special Day
FRONT It's your birthday! A special day to appreciate YOU!
INSIDE And about 18 million other people.
Funny, Unique Friendship Greeting Card / Thank You For Not
FRONT Thank you for not. Thank you for not being as annoying as a baby on an airplane. Thank you for not being a writer who publishes incriminating stories about friends and family. Thank you for not being a mouth breather. And many more... just click.
INSIDE [blank]
Funny, Witty Birthday Card / Your Favorite Sibling
FRONT Happy Birthday to my favorite sibling!
INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're mom and dad's favorite. Not mine.
Hilarious, Kinky Anytime Greeting Card / Rich, Powerful Men
FRONT What do I put behind my ears to attract rich, powerful men?
INSIDE My legs.
Hilarious, Sarcastic Birthday Card / Should I Say More?
FRONT Happy Birthday.
INSIDE What? Am I supposed to say something else?
Hilarious, Snarky Love Greeting Card / Crazy Love
FRONT I'm crazy for your love!
INSIDE That's why I'm taking anti-psychotics!
Humorous Geek Birthday Card / Facebook
FRONT Happy Birthday.
INSIDE I got you this card so you wouldn't bitch at me for only writing on your Facebook wall.
Humorous Just Because Card / Lies Women Tell
FRONT No, really. I'm fine. It looks great on you. Childbirth hurts, but in a good way. It happens to all men. You're not fat. All kids do that. You look like you've lost weight. Yes, I came. I'm usually a size 6. I love giving blow jobs.
INSIDE Lies women tell.
Humorous, Adult Halloween Greeting Card / Transformations
FRONT Halloween is a time for magical transformations.
INSIDE Houses become haunted. Kids become superheroes. 20something girls become whores.
Humorous, Romantic Love Greeting Card / Spaghetti, Sushi
FRONT Spaghetti, sushi, tacos & you.
INSIDE Four things I love on an empty stomach.
Humorous, Snarky Birthday Card / With Age Comes Wisdom
FRONT With age comes wisdom.
INSIDE And with wisdom comes the realization that you're actually quite boring.
Mean, Funny Just Because Card / Mullets Are Wrong
FRONT Things that don't make sense #2.
INSIDE Mullets.
Naughty Just Because Greeting Card / 8 Inches
FRONT Survive crash. Die.
INSIDE Sometimes 8 inches makes a huge difference. Sometimes, not so much.
Naughty, Adult Man Birthday Card / Do Something You Love
FRONT Happy Birthday. I hope you do something you truly love today.
INSIDE Eh. Even if you don't love her.
Naughty, Adult Woman Birthday Card / Do Something You Love
FRONT Happy Birthday. I hope you do something you truly love today.
INSIDE Eh. Even if you don't love him.
Naughty, Funny Adult Love Greeting Card / Whoring Around
FRONT I'm so glad we're in a committed relationship now.
INSIDE I was getting tired of whoring around.
Naughty, Funny Birthday Card / Inappropriate for 8-Year-Olds
FRONT Bad: Sex, drugs, lobster, driving fast. Good: Ice cream, hot dogs, climbing trees, playing with little kids.
INSIDE Oh, that's right. You're not 8 anymore. Reverse the lists.
Naughty, Funny Sex Greeting Card / Let's Be Together
FRONT Let's be together tonight.
INSIDE But when we're done I'd like to leave.
Romantic, Funny Greeting Card / You're Too Good For Me
FRONT Sometimes I think you're just too good for me.
INSIDE Not really. Everyone else knows it, too.
Romantic, Unique Love Card / I'd Give Up Sex For You
FRONT I'd give up anything for you.
INSIDE Especially sex.
Rude, Funny Just Because Card / Farting is Liberating
FRONT There's something I want you to know...
INSIDE Farting is liberating.
Rude, Hilarious Wedding Greeting Card / This Card is a Lie
FRONT You're so lucky to have her as your bride!
INSIDE (The front of this card was a lie. She's crazy, dude. Abort! Abort!)
Sarcastic Birthday or Mother's Day Card / Junk Food Isn't Love
FRONT Mom, I'd like to thank you for all the Spaghetti-Os and Mac-n-Cheese meals you made me over the years.
INSIDE I must have really meant a lot to you.
Sarcastic Diet / Dieting Greeting Card / Big Mac & Diet Coke
FRONT Things that don't make sense #4.
INSIDE Big Mac, large fries, sundae, diet soda.
Sarcastic, Funny Just Because Card / Woman With Cats
FRONT Things that don't make sense #3.
INSIDE One woman, 42 cats.
Sexy, Funny Love Birthday Card / My Sweet
FRONT Happy Birthday, my sweet.
INSIDE There, I said something nice. Now hurry up and do me.
Snarky, Unique Birthday Card / Get Over Yourself
FRONT Birthdays come but once per year!
INSIDE But everyone has one, so get over yourself.
Strange, Funny Birthday Card / You Need Breath Mints
FRONT I'd like to wish for eternal bliss and world peace on your birthday.
INSIDE Of course, I'd be happy if you just started using breath mints.
Unique Thank You Card / Notice of Gratitude
FRONT A thank you note made easy. Check the appropriate boxes and sign. See product detail for more.
INSIDE [blank]
Unique, Humor Birthday Card / No Gift for You
FRONT I'm sorry I only got you a card for your birthday.
INSIDE Not really. You're lucky you got anything.
Unique, Humorous Thank You Greeting Card / No Favors
FRONT Thank you. I really appreciate what you did.
INSIDE But don't expect me to return the favor.
Unique, Snarky Love Greeting Card / Never Give Up On You
FRONT I'll never give up on you.
INSIDE At least, not until you're old or fat or broke.
Unique, Witty Greeting Card / Dogs in Sweaters
FRONT Things that don't make sense #5.
INSIDE Dogs covered in fur. Then covered with sweaters.
Unusual Funny Greeting Card / Nobody Cares What You Think
FRONT Rude awakening #1.
INSIDE Nobody cares what you think.
Unusual, Funny Birthday Card / Insignificant Age
FRONT Happy Birthday.
INSIDE You've just turned an insignificant age that nobody really cares about.
Unusual, Funny Love and Sex Greeting Card / Triple Threat
FRONT You're a triple threat. Looks, brains, and a great sense of humor.
INSIDE Too bad you're not a gazillionaire.
Unusual, Snarky Thank You Card / No First Born
FRONT Thank you. I really appreciate what you did.
INSIDE But you're not getting my first born.
Witty, Sarcastic Congratulations Card / What Did You Do?
FRONT Congratulations
INSIDE Now what did you do again?
Witty, Unique Birthday Card / You're Getting Old
FRONT Have a Happy Birthday! And remember, we're all getting older…
INSIDE But you're getting old.
Funny, naughty Halloween cards and gifts for friends, family, and all the skanky 20somethings you know.
With eight full days of Hanukkah, you can give a funny, sarcastic greeting card or gift every day to your Jewish friends.
Not Christmas? Not Hanukkah? Not Kwanzaa? Give these funny, snarky greeting cards when you don't know their religion.
Little Mini Notes or Cards (10 items)
Funny, irreverent sets of 12 miniature flat greeting cards for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah, Valentines and all occasions.
12 Fun, Kinky Love Notes / Saucy Little Love Coupons
Twelve sweet and kinky coupons for your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover. Including, "Get laid without any foreplay." And "A home-cooked meal of your choice." Click product details for more.
12 Funny Kids Lunch Cards / Smart Little Offspring Notes
Twelve sweet, funny lunch notes for each of your kids. Including, "Enjoy your lunch! I hope you don't find any worms in it." And "I hope you know how talented you are." Click product details for more.
12 Funny, Adult Mother Notes / Silly Mom-ish Coupons
Twelve funny coupons for your mom or mother-in-law. Including, " A holiday dinner that someone else cooks. " And "Give a piece of household advice that I accept graciously and am required to fulfill. " Click product details for more.
12 Funny, Dirty Love Notes / Kinky Little Naughty Coupons
Twelve naughty coupons for your spouse, boyfriend, or lover. Including, " One full blow job. Swallowed." And "Spend a weekend with me living out our naughtiest sexual fantasies." Click product details for more.
12 Funny, Mean Mini Cards / Obnoxious Little Parking Notes
Twelve perfect little notes for jerks who don't know how to park. Including, " If you park sideways next time, you'll be able to take up four or five spaces instead of just two." And " I bet you screw as poorly as you park." Click product details for more.
12 Funny, Unique Mini Cards / Snarky Little Friendly Notes
Twelve fabulous Littles for all of your friends. Including, " I'm glad I chose you. It was between you and some Jimmy Choos. I saved 0." And " I'm glad we're not the kind of friends who keep a tally of who owes who what. (6.52) " Click product details for more.
12 Kinky, Funny Mini Sex Cards / Naughty Little Sex Notes
Twelve dirty, nasty mini notes for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " I really wish your tongue was here. " And "You make me smile. But I like it better when you make me scream. " Click product details for more.
12 Kinky, Funny Mini Sex Cards / Reasons to Do Me Notes
Twelve hilarious mini cards for your spouses and lovers. Including, " I'll spray perfume down there so it's nice for you. " And " I'll be on top. You can just lay there if you want. " Click product details for more.
12 Romantic, Funny Mini Love Cards / Sweet Little Love Notes
Twelve sweet, romantic mini cards for your spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Including, " Thank you for making my life beautiful. " And " You're almost as cute as puppies and kittens. Maybe if you had more fur..." Click product details for more.
12 Witty, Clever Mini Love Cards / Smart Little Love Notes
Twelve clever, funny notes for your spouse or lover. Including, "Sometimes, I picture us together when we're old. And I think, 'Christ! I don't want to see those wrinkly old farts knocking boots! Make it stop!'" And "You make me hot and wet. When I'm in the hot tub, I mean. " Click product details for more.
The most naughty, funny, kinky greeting cards and unique gifts for your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover, including gay and lesbian.
If your mom isn't too pure, these funny, clever greeting cards and gifts are going to send her over the edge this Mother's Day.
Unexpectedly sarcastic and hilarious new baby cards to celebrate the comings and growings of infants, babies, toddlers, and small children.
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These snarky, clever cards and gifts will make graduates, new parents, brides, grooms, retirees, and other folks facing transitions laugh a little longer.
Passover is serious, but these are funny. Give your Jewish friends a new and unique laugh with greeting cards and gifts.
Give near-strangers something funny and obnoxious when they have a birthday, retirement, or park like jerks.
Funny, witty with greeting cards and gifts for Valentine's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, Hanukkah, and the holidays.
Seasonal Items (22 items)
Witty, Rude greeting cards, coupons and paper goods for Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, Hanukkah, and general holiday.
Adult, Funny Christmas Card / Santa's Coming and Manjuice
FRONT Santa's coming!
INSIDE Christ, I hope he doesn't get any manjuice on my tree.
Edgy, Humor Christmas Greeting Card / Jesus Is Coming
FRONT Jesus is coming…
INSIDE And he's pissed off nobody got him any presents for his birthday.
Edgy, Strange Holiday Greeting Card / Don't Kill Your Family
FRONT Please don't kill your family this holiday season.
INSIDE I mean... unless they're loaded and you're a beneficiary or something.
Funny Christmas Card / Better Presents Than Jesus
FRONT Merry Christmas.
INSIDE I bet you get better presents than Jesus did.
Funny Father's Day Greeting Card / Send Money
FRONT Dad, I'm sorry for all the grief I caused you when I was a kid.
INSIDE Also, I need money.
Funny, Clever Christmas Card / A Prostitute Gift
FRONT For Christmas this year, you'll be getting a visit from someone with big black boots, a giving spirit, and lots of fun toys.
INSIDE That's right! A prostitute!
Funny, Clever Christmas Greeting Card / Who's Jesus
FRONT Happy reindeer, Santa, mistletoe, lots of presents, too much food, chocolate, and candy cane day!
INSIDE Who's Jesus?
Funny, Geek Holiday Card / They Don't Like Your Gift
FRONT Holy cow! Would ya look at this?! Oh, I've heard about these! This is something else! Who knew I needed this?! Onto the next! How interesting! Where did you find it?
INSIDE If you hear anyone say any of that, they don't like your gift.
Funny, Just Plain Wrong Father's Day Card / Mom Puts Out
FRONT Dad, this Father's Day I want to send a special thank you for bringing me into this world.
INSIDE And to mom for putting out that night.
Funny, Snarky Mini Gift Cards / Tags of Guilt
Eight mini flat cards with envelopes.
Funny, Top-Selling Holiday Greeting Card / Politically Correct
FRONT A politically correct diatribe. View product for complete text.
INSIDE [blank]
Funny, Unique Christmas Card / Christ Our Lord
FRONT Merry Christmas. Christ our Lord and Savior is born.
INSIDE If you buy that sort of thing.
Funny, Unique Hanukkah Card / The Chocolate Coins
FRONT Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay…
INSIDE Screw it, I can't remember the words. Let's just eat the chocolate coins.
Funny, Unique Holiday Greeting Card / Unsure of Religion
FRONT Happy Holidays!
INSIDE That's my way of sending season's greetings to someone whose religious affiliation I'm unclear on.
Funny, Unique Mini Holiday Gift Cards / Holiday Snark
Eight mini flat cards with envelopes.
Hilarious, Unique Holiday Card / Why the Christians Won
FRONT 7 Days of Kwanzaa. 8 Days of Hanukkah. 12 Days of Christmas.
INSIDE I guess that's why the Christians won.
Unique, Edgy Hanukkah Card / The Bacon Gift
FRONT A special Hanukkah gift for you this year.
INSIDE I won't tell anyone you eat bacon.
Unique, Funny Holiday Greeting Card / Anti-Hallmark
FRONT May your holidays be filled with peace, love, happiness, cheer...
INSIDE And other cheesy sentiments that would be on this card if it were from Hallmark.
Unique, Hilarious Christmas Card / The Other Christmas Story
FRONT The Other Christmas Story. Okay, so first of all, this teenage chick who is barely out of grade school gets knocked up and tries to convince people that she is actually a virgin and this imaginary friend (i.e. God) implanted a baby in her. Meanwhile, this lecherous old guy, Joseph, who they say was around 50 years old, says he believes Mary's story and is going to run away with her. Click for full story...
INSIDE [blank]
Weird, Funny Father's Day Card / Thanks for Not Beating Me
FRONT Happy Father's Day, Dad. I know I don't say it often enough…
INSIDE But thanks for not beating me.
Witty, Sarcastic Father's Day Card / Best or Worst Dad
FRONT Happy Father's Day to the best dad ever!
INSIDE Or maybe you're the worst dad ever. I wouldn't know. I have no other point of reference.
Witty, Sarcastic Greeting Card / Some Mistletoe
FRONT Here's some mistletoe…
INSIDE May you find someone who isn't me.
Say "Thank You" in a funny way with Thanksgiving greeting cards and gifts that will make your friends snort.
Naughty, funny Valentine's Day greetings and gifts for your husband, wife, spouse, lover, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Gay and lesbian too.
Who knew weddings and marriages were so funny? We did. Fun, sexy, naughty greeting cards and unique gifts for brides and grooms tying the knot.